IThinkTheMcFuckNot

#BetterThanYou

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

With the resurgence of Avatar The Last Airbender on Netflix, I would like to remind everyone that my cat is named after AVATAR ROKU and NOT ROKU TV.
Thank u.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

Got the overwhelming urge to buy an acreage and start a bison farm 🤭

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

There’s something ironic about working for a nonprofit and having to sign up for SNAP.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

What is one supposed to do when their ESA (that they have Bc mental illness) ends up having their own mental illness???
get an ESA for my ESA????

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

Making a home fit for me ❤️

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

why does Marion water taste Like That™️?

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

Honestly anyone who claims to be an “ally” and still willfully consumes that subpar chicken is just... no.
Like ah. I see your ally ship has limits and those limits are fried chicken.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

Parents be like “we would be accepting if our kid wasn’t straight” and then turn around a eat chik-fil-a without hesitation.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

@Jennawnanaw Those whose watch hoarders together.... BELONG together...

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

I shouldn’t feel bad for not being able to make a work meeting Bc I am on my pre-approved“vacation”, and yet here I am worried anyway.
Jobs really have a choke hold on us, huh?

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

@Jennawnanaw It could be your lymph-nodes! Some common side effects are swollen/sore lymph nodes.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

@TheeBeez It’s... not really?? Hard to explain. You’ll have to see and you’ll understand

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

I was called “naïve” by a group of dudes Bc Of my (non-violent) prediction of how a story would end.

Guess who ended up being right.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

People say “make sure you have a support system” and then never tell you how to actually -get- one

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

I want a tattoo so bad but can’t seem to find any artists with the aesthetic that I want 😭😭😭

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

@PlayStation #PSshare #PSBlog Creepiest Room in the Creepiest level

[Michael Yerxa (He/Him/They/Them) @mikeyerxa]

I’m just really, really happy for her.

[IThinkTheMcFuckNot @McCoyMyah]

I let someone borrow a special book from me once but when I asked them to not fold the corners to mark their spot, they said: “jeez never-mind then” as if me asking them to respect my stuff was a dealbreaker. 🙃