Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy

Washed D3 athlete | Boston Sports | Bubba Watson #1 fan | Gambling addict | 500+ LinkedIn Connections | Peaked in high school

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

National girlfriend day but it’s me expressing my love for ceddanne rafaela

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

NFL Redzone but instead of 7 hours of commercial free football it’s 7 hours of unpaid yard work with your dad while hungover

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And the Red Sox are just unbelievable #wagons

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My boys card just got declined at Burger King #howbadcanitget

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

I love this time of summer because every instagram and twitter clip are reps from nfl training camp and you can 1000% tell who’s never played football in their life or any sport for that matter based on the replies/comments #washedD3

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

@squirmy6908 Computer and Data science. Future Starbucks barista #claude

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

It should illegal for normal people to have the same type of cars as the cops. It’s like those kids who would ask the teacher if there was homework when she forgot #faggots

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Sloan from entourage bad as fuck

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As a man is it gay to celebrate your birthday after your 21st. I’m thinking 40 or 50 gotta be the next time #lank

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Holy shit yeah I’m #tunedin

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Gonna be sippin on that #workday

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

If I was rich I’d purposely crash into all these shitty drivers like fucking bumper cars and then just get a new car every time

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

I have a serious addiction to playing Fliff blackjack while driving

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Fuck this was the most Friday feeling Thursday ever

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Yeah thanks mom no need to remind me of my greatest #fumble

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Nothing more awkward than a kid you know from high school gives you your drive through order and tries to make plans to catch up #dairyqueen

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

The lost art of blacking out, waking up still drunk without the big 3, rub one out, chugging a Gatorade, frozen pizza in the oven, not checking anything on your phone, watch the sopranos and rot the rest of the day

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Don’t let the left keep all the white boys from getting hot tonight

[Gerald “Big Boy” McCoy @McCoy_Gerald12]

Gerald McCoy’s Official Beer ranking

1. Beer with the boys
2. Beer with your dad on the golf course
3. Shower Beer
4. Free Beer
5. Beer when it goes down like water (blackout incoming)
6. Beach Beer
7. Vacation Beer
8. Beer after class/work
9. Family gathering beer
10. Cold Beer

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

getting a 9-5 job is equivalent to tearing ur ACL for ur competitive gaming career.