Creepy McCreeperson

I love to be awkward, stare, and say creepy inappropriate things to strangers in the grocery store!

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

@levicole happy birthday! I'm looking in your window while you poop. Nice.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

PS: I just went to Kroger dressed as a vampire, and was "tripping" into women so I could fondle their breasts. Oops!

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

Today is Halloween! Watch put for the 45 year old lurking around state school parties! It's not a costume.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

Surprise! I'm wearing a trench coat in a public park with no clothes on underneath!

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

Today I think I'll grow a beard, put on some thick glasses, and mumble to myself while I stare at you walking down the street.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I totally just caught you eating chinese food in your underwear while i was dressed in all black standing outside your apartment window.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I just don't care that you see me ogling you at the bar, and I certainly don't care that I'm at least 10 years older than you. PS nice ass.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

when you're sittin in a chair and you feel something square-- diarrhea, diarrhea. and it's because i roofied you.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

i make a habit of exposing my genitalia in public parks.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I'm the guy sitting across the aisle from you on the plane undressing you with my eyes the whole flight. mmmmmmmm....

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

why doesn't the man in the building across from you close his blinds when he gets undressed? he's one of us. a creeper.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

@forge1818 no, that was an ode to the creepiest of us all, my creeper-idol MJ.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

@forge1818 i'm a lot of things, but i'm not a pedophile--i just enjoy letting young boys sleep in my bed at my ranch in southern california.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

@chicadealeah wow. i'm not fake. i'm a real creeper! i'm a little offended. PS: you wanna date?

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I'm the waiter that was creepin on you last night. You were obviously not into me, but who cares! no one is!

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

@levicole yeah. you know what i want to see.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

i'm the postal service guy who talks to you too long when he comes to your office. you've also noticed i have tuna breath.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I'm the waiter at that restaurant that keeps "accidentally" brushing into you as I walk by.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I made you feel my muscles at the gym today. we've never met.

[Creepy McCreeperson @McCreep]

I'm your weird uncle that you're pretty sure isn't even related to you, but always shows up at family events.