Mitchell Dawson

xqc_L you just got JEBAITED

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

She strangled 3 of her kids and they couldn’t decide if she was guilty or not that’s where society is currently at

[autist @litteralyme0]

That one juror going back home after successfully resisting 11 retards for an entire week

[NikTek @NikTek]

How playing GTA 6 for the first time is going to hit

[codename unknown autistic girl @SUPERBLOWFLY]

Why on earth would you reboot it when you could just make a sequel to second son

[The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru @Garrett_Archer]

Hitting an A5 is hard. Belting an A5 without screeching is mind blowing.

[Justice For HeeHaw @Justice4HeeHaw]

We’ve officially launched a petition demanding the release of the body-camera footage from the day HeeHaw was killed.

There have been too many unanswered questions and too much speculation. The footage can help show exactly what happened.

If you’ve been following HeeHaw’s story and want transparency, please sign and share the petition.

The more signatures we get, the harder this becomes to ignore.

https://t.co/KJRW9RoqeY

Release the footage. Let the facts speak. #JusticeForHeeHaw 🤍

[cal @Anastic8]

She plays games like they do in tv shows when they are trying to convince you the controller is on 😭

[Wood Hawker @BeatEmUps]

“You never owned your games” is a dishonest way to frame this.

We never owned the copyright. Obviously. But when I bought a PS4 game, I owned that copy. I could play it forever, lend it to a friend, sell it, or give it to my kid 30 years later.

Digital storefronts take those rights away while continuing to use words like “BUY” and “PURCHASE.”

If what I’m paying $100 for is actually a temporary license, call it that. Use a word like RENT at check out.

Losing physical media is losing the ability to own a copy of our games in any form.

[💜🌑❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

Sony just missing every single Quicktime Event that pops up I'm crying

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

‘He was my SON’: Owner demands answers after beloved donkey is shot by police https://t.co/hAQCM8R4su

[codytriesstuff @codytriesstuff]

I drank 13 beers and ate a handful of gummies and smoked 4 spliffs and made chicken taquitos

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Keegan-Michael Key says the biggest misconception about Detroit is that it’s a dangerous war zone, revealing the city is actually full of hyper-neighborly Midwesterners and incredible Coney Dogs.

Julian Edelman: "You got to tell us something non-Detroit people get wrong about Detroit."

Keegan-Michael Key: "Detroit has had a lot of challenges throughout the years... but Detroit’s nowhere near as violent a city [as people think]. Our bigger issue in Detroit is dealing with infrastructure, because so many people had moved out of the city."

Keegan-Michael Key: "People think, 'Oh, it’s this dangerous place and there’s bullets flying all over the place.' It’s not that way. We have this phenomenon known as 'urban prairies' buildings being torn down, leaving areas without housing... But Detroiters are lovely, lovely Midwestern people who look out for each other."

Julian Edelman: "100%."

Keegan-Michael Key: "That’s the part of Detroit people don’t talk about because it’s not sensational. We’re very neighborly people. I’ll be in an Uber and have a conversation with the driver the entire way. That doesn’t always happen in New York or Los Angeles!"

Julian Edelman: "Not in a rush. Everyone comes out here in a rush to get nowhere... Hardworking people who are content with their lives. They like going home, working their job, and watching their sport."

Keegan-Michael Key: "There’s nothing wrong with that! It’s very simple... Also, we have fantastic restaurants and our own cuisine. If you go to Detroit, you got to have a Coney Dog,a chili dog with chili sauce, onions, and cheese."

Julian Edelman: "What kind of cheese? American, cheddar?"

Keegan-Michael Key: "American... And then chili fries with cheese. You get your fries, drop a nice slice of American cheese, then chili, then another slice. It’s just sublime manna!"

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

I think this perfectly illustrates why the community concerns about mass-surveillance are justified.

As soon as he gets any pushback the police chief threatens to investigate concerned citizens in attempt to dig up any and all dirt on them. Imagine what he would do with Flock.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

We are inching closer to corpo hit squads being a real thing.

[Sam @halaljew]

They’re hooting and hollering for higher gas prices! They’re actually cheering! Lower than cattle, truly

[Josh Evanoff @JoshEvanoff]

We were robbed of 10 seasons.