Brandon

Parody account. Not associated with the real one. Currently living in a badass pillow fort at the abandoned KC Star building please don’t tell anybody.

[Brandon @McDirtyBird]

A lot of times I will deliberately drink orange juice after I brush my teeth because it's the only time I ever feel anything

[Brandon @McDirtyBird]

3 time champs with the last two being back to back. The undisputed dynasty of the 2020s. Obviously Mahomes & the offense is having literally the worst and most pathetic fucking game I’ve ever seen in my life, but we have to take in the last 5 years as a whole this time and reset

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“It wasn’t a catch, the ball touched the ground!”

“ I couldn’t see the ball from those camera angles, but it looked like it crossed the 1st down marker to ME!”

“The refs always rig the game so the chiefs win because of sports bets!”

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HOT TAKE: the “fake fumble” only worked because they were playing the Bears and would’ve never worked against an average or above average defense

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Dan Campbell whenever a trick play drawn up by a 10 year old in 1994 doesn’t work in their favor

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@dNstreeeet @hbtCHIEFS “Bengals got the best QB. Best WR. Best offense. We doin just fine”

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Bengals thought they were gonna win Super Bowl LIX? Well they can LIX my fuggin balls lmao

[ESPN @espn]

Despite winning five straight games, the Bengals have been eliminated from playoff contention with the Broncos win.

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Me 🤝 Mike Tyson

“My right knee hurts”

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@mickshaffer He was clearly doing the dance from Spider-Man 3, Mick

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@madisonbrand88 Only 999,999 to go!

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Skyy Moore is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop

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KU football is back in the toilet. The Royals are eliminated from the playoffs.

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We should try something super rare and cool this inning by scoring more than one run

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@madisonbrand88 He brings dishonor to the green silver and black

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Jazz Chisholm? More like Jizz Jizzem. Fuck that guy

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If I were Bobby I would’ve just roundhoused that umpire right in the jejunum. It’s clear they wanted the Yankees to win that game what does a suspension even mean at that point. What a fucking disgrace of an officiating staff

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Game time for the Royals next game is 17:38 😏😏😏😏😏

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ALDS LETS FREAKIN GO

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@K_Weezy45 Not once. Give me all the balls.

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I believe you could chop off both of my hands and cover my nubs in butter and I would still catch more balls than Skyy Moore