McDonald's

grimace is a close personal friend of mine. parody

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Burger King? More like Burger Cum. Speaking of Burgers and Cum, we're announcing our new McCum™ burger, a burger filled to the brim with your favorite special sauce. Take a bite, invite your friends, and enjoy the salty sweetness of the McCum™. #McCum #McDonalds

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I found what they're putting in the fries. It's in the back in an unmarked box.

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Mario's big juicy ass, now on the menu.

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Mario is here! Get the big mario mac big mac mario mac big one get it now big mac mario. With your favorite Italian spices, the Big mac mario mac big mario mac big mac mario big one mac will leave you satiated for hours, ready for your next adventure in the mushed room kingdom.

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i should've spent more time with you. i wish i could tell you i'm sorry. it feels like it's been forever since we lost you.

i was a stubborn child. but you loved me anyway.

i'm sorry. i love you. i wish you were here.

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I wish I could find you. I wish I could tell you I'm sorry. Goodbye.

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monald donald she holdin my ronald

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This tweet was made by an intern. This will not happen again.

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Make your own sandwich by cutting your balls off at our new location in Chernobyl!

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The Donald's on the Mc

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Margaret? Are you there? Why can't I hear you? Hello?

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There are two days remaining. For a burger

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They're looking for me, and I can't stop it. I can't seem to shake them off my trail -- I think this might be it. I'm sorry. Maddy, Sarah, I'm sorry. Goodbye.

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the burgler

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Mc Donalds eat dry

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burger? i hardly know 'er

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Jesser we need the McRib

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Meth burger

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Your you is thirsty you do want the mcorange juice

[Pro cat dodger alex yiikly @snesman99]

Burger eated

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Ronald McDonald is in the back of the car with a gun pointing to the back of my head telling me to drive

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You'll never believe what we put in our sandwiches