That One Guy

Father. Football Nerd.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Whose f*cking permission are you waiting for?

Go do your thing. You're going to die.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My stepdad, Greg, never said 'I love you.' He was a hard man. Worked construction. Came home, ate, slept. He paid for my college. He paid for my car. But he never hugged me. I always thought he resented me. I wasn't his real daughter. Greg died of a heart attack last week. I was cleaning out his truck. In the glove box, I found a worn-out notebook. It was a diary. Entry 1: Met a woman with a girl today.

The girl looks sad. I want to make her smile. Entry 50: The girl needs braces. ---

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[That One Guy @McDrafty]

@JamieBonkiewicz Big magnificent ballroom

[Diccionario VIP @DiccionarioVIP]

Los buceadores de cuevas tan pronto como escuchan que hay un nuevo lugar llamado "El culo del diablo" con una tasa de supervivencia del 0%.

[That One Guy @McDrafty]

@HustleBitch_ Will Smith looking good for his age in the year 2055

[R² @SocialismPilled]

@ArynneWexler Brave of you to get up there and bomb even when there were no children there.

[Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes]

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[Omaha Productions @OmahaProd]

“Do you agree with me that you are already the best QB in @Colts history?” - @EliManning to Daniel Jones

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

RFK Jr is set to announce Tylenol causes autism.

And then he’ll push the “cure”: leucovorin (folinic acid).

Who sells folinic acid? Dr. Oz’s supplement company, iHerb.

The same Dr. Oz who is now the Administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) in Trump’s administration.

Think about that: A government health official tied to the very supplement company that benefits from RFK Jr’s bogus “cure.”

This isn’t public health.
It’s corruption dressed up as wellness.

[That One Guy @McDrafty]

@asimbawe I can still remember 7:52...

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is what the night sky on Mars looks like (Source: NASA)

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the scariest thing in history happened 66 million years ago when an asteroid hit the most perfect kill shot ever, caused every possible weather disaster, covered the world in darkness for 2 years, and killed every dinosaur larger than a house cat in less than 24 hours

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

When you put grid paper in front of an artist 🤯

[That One Guy @McDrafty]

@FearedBuck Americas Ass

[Zamalisa @Zamedyzamzam]

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

[Garco @garcoxgang]

This is so silly 😭 why they make a wig snatching tournament

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

Coming soon a WNBA game near you

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Donald Trump lied about the money his father gave him, he lied about his bone spurs, lied about where his father was born, he lied about where Barack Obama was born, he lied to his first wife while sleeping with his second, lied to his second wife while sleeping with his third, and lied to his third wife while sleeping with a playmate and porn star, he lied about his fake university, his fake charity, and his fake net worth, he lied about helping clear rubble at Ground Zero, about his businesses, about his taxes, about the size of his inauguration crowd, about his “perfect” phone calls, about the hush money he paid, the sexual abuse he committed, the classified documents he stole, the insurrection he incited, and the election he lost.

But sure — he’s telling the truth about Epstein.

Sure.