Flo-Bot

I'm Flo & I like to party.

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“Meanwhile at the shopping cart” @tonyschiavone24 🤣#aew #doubleornothing

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#SummerSlam2025

[Tony Thaxton @tonythaxton]

I don’t use Twitter anymore but I wanted to make a little cameo to say that @peacock is terrible.

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Also, I’m grumpy.

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A gal can’t get a drink at Denver International Airport until 7am… my flight boards at 645am… not cool 😂

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This is terrible news!! RIP Bray Wyatt

[Triple H @TripleH]

Just received a call from WWE Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda who informed us of the tragic news that our WWE family member for life Windham Rotunda - also known as Bray Wyatt - unexpectedly passed earlier today. Our thoughts are with his family and we ask that everyone respect their privacy at this time.

[Flo-Bot @McFlo14]

@AskBarclaysUS does the frontier credit card offer car rental insurance?

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Literally, my favorite things all wrapped in one. My favorite hottie talking about my favorite puppy! 😘

[Bizarre Albums @bizarrealbums]

New episode! A song written about Manfred von Richthofen, aka, The Red Baron from World War I…but it’s shelved. Then Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip presents it a new life. Today is the story of Snoopy and His Friends The Royal Guardsmen, from 1967. https://t.co/2IhmgkFJrn

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@PeteTheRetailer @tonythaxton I’m in. Where do we sign up? 😂

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@CultureRotter Cole is sick

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June gloom can eat my butt.

[Tony Thaxton @tonythaxton]

New episode of @bizarrealbums! It's Wrestlemania week, so it's seemed like the time to discuss John Cena's hip hop album. Today is the story of John Cena And Tha Trademarc's You Can't See Me, from 2005. https://t.co/BQkZt4b5XA

[Flo-Bot @McFlo14]

Yes, I drink hot coffee with a straw.

[Flo-Bot @McFlo14]

Things overheard at the DMV: "what are your thoughts on learning how to square dance?"

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Do you all have that one friend who likes their own FB/Twitter/Instagram posts? What's that about? We know you like it cause you made the post. Am I missing something? Am I being a jerk?

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Things overheard at H & R Block: "Why are you asking me this? Did the president tell you to ask me that?"

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Random funny thought: one time, a friend's sister called him out on FB. He told everyone he was on vacation, she told everyone she was pretty sure he was actually in jail...she visited him there. 🤣

[Flo-Bot @McFlo14]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Flo-Bot @McFlo14]

Kid on my flight: "Mommy, I'm all wet"
Mom on my flight: "did you... did you... (whispers) pee yourself? Why would you do that?"
Kid: "I don't know. Didn't think it mattered since we were on a plane" 🤣