Dont you hate how twitter only allows you to type a certain amount of words? Like, you'll be in the middle of writing something that's really important and it just so happens to be very long. Then here comes twitter and they say no! You can NOT continue to talk about that, you ca
Heres a song for all you Elv-is fans out there.
**Jingle bells, Taco bells, Christmas feels so weird. Why the hell does it feel like Santa isn't real?**
If you dont know who I am. I am the guy who made this video for your Coffee Addicted Friends! Enjoy! And dont forget to send to your addict friends!
https://t.co/2rER0FsIfv
You know why animals are great to have as pets? Because they cant just open the door and leave you forever.
Unless it's a monkey.. then they are outta here.
When you're trying to sleep, but you remember that embarrassing thing you did ten years ago.
I once walked in on my high school drama teacher taking a dump.
#lockthedoor#embarrassingmoment
It takes a special type of person to talk to a camera. It's a good thing I'm special, because if I wasnt. Then it would just be weird.
New vlog video is out. Please dont watch it. Its awful.
https://t.co/b7VEGaEC7v
Christmas is coming up and I just thought I'd let all you guys know I will be chillin in the sea, and when I mean sea. I mean my fantasea. Because I'm too broke for a real vacation.
#brokeisthenewrich