McGill Freshman Tips

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Since you can't live forever, create something that lives forever

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Don't delete people you don't like from your contact list That way you'll know not to answer when they call #edit

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The two things to always take from a bro when he's wasted

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If you wait for four days to text someone after a date, you've been reading too many pick-up advice books

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Skinny abs aren't real abs Being a freshman in high school and having abs by default doesn't count

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Your favorite team losing isn't something to get angry about You weren't playing Fucking relax

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"If this gets 25 likes then I'll No, dude. Don't let likes make your decisions for you.

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"She replied to, "What's up?" with "In bed, naked or some shit, and you still don't get it? Step it up...

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There's a line between being respectful and being someone's bitch Know that line - Don't let anybody run you

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When someone says, "I don't know if I can trust you," what they're actually saying is, "I don't trust you

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Don't abuse, "real talk If you say it, it better be real talk.

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Being passive-aggressive never helps, unless you're trying to look like an asshole #reworded

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An ex is like jail If you keep going back, there must still be something you haven’t learned

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It's perfectly acceptable to hate the player and not the game, when the player's being a total dick

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Don't brag about doing something great in case people will forget If it was really that great, they'll rem

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It's not what you wear; it's how you wear it You can be a loser in $300 jeans or a beast in a plain t-shi

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"Love thy neighbor = Take the password off of your Wi-Fi

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Sometimes, being a bro means letting someone finish their story, even if you've heard it before

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Use back roads responsibly They can get you there an hour faster or put you in the middle of a horror movie

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