Tim McGovern

A Texan who loves the Sooners. A Former U.S. Representative of OK-02. 2016 Democratic Party Candidate for President of the United States.

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

8-5-16:The only question is whether or not they're scientists out there capable of dealing with the task of curing zombie infection #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

8-4-16:Team McGovern followed all protocol thru the chain of command.The army wants us to relay today’s message #ze2016 http://t.co/q0XYX9VA

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

8-3-16:My Marines contacted their superiors re:Pete Sessions, and we were told by them what we could and could not say or publish. #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

8-2-16:No signs of Mr. Sessions.We press into Midlothian. The purple streaks of zombie blood is both our trail & worst case scenario #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

8-1-16:Caucusing with tweeters, leading from the top of the pyramid? Now Romney marches with the troops from his helicopter view. #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-30-16:Only in this age wud the POTUS ask twitterers where the next military strike shud take place.But since we are voting.. Omaha #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-29-16:Instead of focusing on where & what,maybes & wanna-bes,lets focus on the realities.Midlothian tomorrow;killing zombies 2nite #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-28-16:For lack of a better analogy Heather Crowder is a Lakers fan who had to move on from Kobe & found her man in Durant. #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-27-16:Its pretty hard to keep a secret these days. Team McGovern gets its first official GOP endorsement: http://t.co/q0XYX9VA #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-26-16:Trail for Sessions leads us further south, guess Camp Bowie will have to wait. Though Midlothian is on the way to Brownwood #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-25-16:Combed Cedar Hills, TX area, no Pete Sessions. We hold out hope. Please goto this link for full story: http://t.co/q0XYX9VA #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-23-16:Team McGovern moves into Cedar Hills HS; the last known location of US Rep. @PeteSessions. Will report after blackout day. #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-22-16:Team McGovern in Duncanville,TX. No Sessions, no problem. Maybe he didn't get the memo. We'll clean up zombie parts w/o him. #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-21-16:Mitt won’t attack strategies of what we’re doing, he attacks what we’re NOT doing, What we can’t do, and what HE won’t do #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-20-16:We press onto Camp Bowie,Leaving Hunt County,we will try to rendezvous with Sessions in South Dallas,Duncanville HS,If u can #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-20-16:We aren't abandoning the Dallas area. Rep @PeteSessions supposedly runs an operation in SW Dallas, please go to him for help #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-19-16:As coal/natural gas power production was at 12%, Sunday, renewable sources ran at 85% capacity.85+12=97 Thank the dams! #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-18-16:The president blacks out the USA, but windmills power Vega,TX wall lights. Tim’s happy to have always supported Green energy #ze2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-17-16:Starting today and now every Sunday in 2016, there will be no broadcasts from @McGovern2016

[Tim McGovern @McGovern2016]

7-16-16:Just got word of the energy rations nationwide. Why no oil ration? A gas ration? A presidential campaigning ration? #ze2016