Ashley McDonald

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

@mnstatefair U#shebheua

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Season 6 episode 23 & 24 of Grey’s Anatomy still haunts me

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Can you just imagine being DJ and Paulina’s kids... “like yeah whatever my Mom is a supermodel, my dad’s arguably the best golfer in the world right now and oh yeah.. my grandpa is WAYNE GRETZKY...What’s your biggest flex?” ✌🏼

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Great at giving advice. Can’t take one’s own advice 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Sometimes I wish I could just raise my kids in the 90s.. Toaster Strudel was a wholesome breakfast, playing outside was the shit, Gameboy came out in color and a parent’s biggest worry was their youngest watching a rated R movie.. What a fucking time. #90skid #2020debate

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Jake Tapper just went Billy Madison moderator on us. “That was a hot mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck.”

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

No one told us that #DWTS will now give us nightmares...

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Has anyone else sneezed 500 times today? Cuz same.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

YES. So fucking PUMPED. Ghislaine Maxwell is arguably the biggest fucking monster in this saga. I’m sure she’ll end up magically disappearing.

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Why is there always that neighbor who lites off fireworks in the middle of the day on a Monday... 🙄

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Just when we thought Tom Brady couldn’t get any hotter.... 🤤🔥#TheMatch

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

This quarantine seriously has me lookin like beetle juice more days than not

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

We all agree that March was six years long and April has lasted six minutes, right? Can we get some sort of explanation on that. Genuinely baffled by how elastic time is right now, but more by how we seem to be experiencing it in similar ways.

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

“I will never have short hair”... has one kid.. “I think I’m gonna chop it off.”

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Is it concerning that we’ve gone through 5 cases of la croix in 7 days

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

@StuMunrue @JDurfee5

[Anthony Stewart @StuMunrue]

Remember Build-a-Bear, but for hockey sticks? Good times.

[Ashley McDonald @McGriddles_]

Morons are everywhere

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes women are dicks but if we are we’re like yep sorry was being a huge dick my bad vs. men who are like moi? un dîck? I would never. I have never. I am perfect you’re crazy u fucking bitch