Emily McIntire

Just nibble. I like to nibble.

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Good friends are like parking spots....it's too far to drive to Utah!

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Nothing is more petrifying in life than when you are doorbell-ditching an Arab..... #mybad

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

I can see this man's junk through his clothe shorts.... #shouldItalktothebishop? #Ikeeplooking

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

You just got on the plane and your using the bathroom?! #airportshavebathroomstoo #nicerones #biggerones #urinaryclaustrophobia

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Why does waiting to get off the plane feel longer than the entire plane ride? #peopleinthefrontgetofffirst

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

It's been sunny all day, then when I make to leave for the airport it starts to rain? #omen #totallygonnadie

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

I bought Zelda. I am now completely apathetic to all things not Zelda. #whoneedsfriends #Zelda

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Sometimes I'm really bad about showing my emotions. The internet allows me to judge people in peace! #whatintheworldwasshethinking

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

I get my bad dancing from my dad! #peoplearestaringatus

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Hell hath no fury.... #scorneddoesnotevencoverit

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Whenever I try to be witty or funny, the first thing that pops into my head is 'Poop' #humorofafiveyearold

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Do you know why people never said YOLO before? Because they were classy! #yolo #carpediemforthewin

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

"Haah Confidence is keeey” @DeadGrandma @Talana_Jayne

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

After wearing my skinny jeans for 2 days straight, they become my fat jeans.... #needtostoppartying #startdoinglaundry

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

Anything 'A-1' has to be either Sauce or Battleship.... #stoptheposers

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

To me, Political opinions are like your underwear: Only to be shown to your spouse and in mad fits of passion.... #politics

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

I go to the gym for the workout but stay for the free TV.... #sexyandiknowit

[Emily McIntire @McIncheese]

I just remembered I have a twitter