1xJimmy

?/1000 ~ Running An Experiment ~ Behave Decently Without Expectation ~ 3.10.4

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

yo, some soldiers just walked in my crib and demanded that I quarter them,, wtfff

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Jesus just handed me a friggin packet, yo!

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

I wish you could adopt the animals at the zoo

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

When the frag so niche the Fragrantica page automatically assumes you speak French. #googletranslate

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Get you a plastic surgeon that can fuck your shit up just for shits and gigs if he feeling like that.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Can't even afford to drive around the city all night

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Who keeps visiting my page but not liking my tweets?

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Drowsee used Dream Eater. He ate my damn dream.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

You're laughing... A grand piano is being raised into a high story apartment building, hoisted by only a single rope, and you're laughing?

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Wake up, eat my opps, feel like Kirby.
Rolling in fishbowls without the curtains.
What I got in this KelTec? I think like 30.
No talking in those boxes at the churches.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Finding your uncles Flickr account

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

I wonder which tweet of mine they will put on my gravestone?

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

When I grow up I want to be an undercover shopper

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Addicts are so funny... Girl wdym you spent 350 dollars on perfume ?!?!

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

It takes a whole lot of weird people to make this thing work, huh.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Being 5'7 means my swag to square inch ratio is always tall.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

I've been giggling bro... and shit ain't even sweet

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

I have been put on this earth to fart around, so why should I be embarrassed to pass a little gas?

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

Artisanal Flavored Sugar Cubes

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

I'm sorry for the way I learned that behavior.

[1xJimmy @McKaybees]

At this moment, I'm feeling a bit goy.