McKenzie Allred

I'm gonna be honest. I love Jesus, but I drink a little...... #TexasForever #GPstrong #JPstrong #HandsomeHank

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Still not sure why this hasn't gone viral yet...... 😂 #RedSoxNation

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Hella shoutout to Oprah & Meghan for the friendly reminder that not only America is beyond FU@&ED up.....
Giving us Americans the week off thanks for taking one for the team ladies.😘🥰

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
I get to go see Bocephes.
@HankJr

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Ramsay Bolton is my favorite GOT character. Trust me, we aren’t the same breed bro.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

The only shitty thing about working night shift is the fact that I slept through y’all sticking to the man today & missed out on becoming a millennial millionaire....if y’all could break off that’d be kinda cool.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Aidan Shaw has a child, is that still important...I need that to still be important!!! #SATCNextChapter #AndJustLikeThat

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

It’s banana town to me that my grandfather who died when I was 3 bought 20 acres of land on the Terlingua ranch back in October of 1970...without him having the slightest clue how much me & friends adore/worship that place almost 50 years later. God’s crazy man, I love it!

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

@Levi_Eric_ 😘

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

An American is an American.
The 1st Amendment is the 1st Amendment.
Any other detail is irrelevant.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

This.

[Langhorne Slim @LanghorneSlim]

Gonna try to stay close to the source. Family, friends, creativity. It’s all that matters. The world can burn but one doesn’t need to burn with it

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Maybe if we all just stop sleeping then we wouldn’t have to wake up to a shittier world everyday??

[Saving Country Music @KyleCoroneos]

Sure, John Prine's contributions to music were always better classified in folk. But I will always consider his songs and influence irreplaceable to the legacy of country music, and believe someday he should be enshrined in the Country Music Hall of Fame.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

Their are actual people in this world that call beef fajitas “Steak fajitas” & I’m 99% sure they’re the reason behind 2020.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

🙏🏼

[Saving Country Music @KyleCoroneos]

Dear 8 lb. 6 oz. tiny infant Christmas Jesus, as all of us good little country music boys and girls go to sleep tonight, we wish for you to bring us a reunification of the Turnpike Troubadours in 2021.

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

He came, He conquer, He left.
Tennessee & Hobo Cartoon....out of this world.

[Saving Country Music @KyleCoroneos]

Sturgill Simpson wasn't bluffing. Cuttin' Grass Vol. 2 (The Cowboy Arms Sessions) has just been released!
https://t.co/Pc20P35zyj

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

PSA:‼️STURGILL IS DROPPING VOLUME 2 OF CUTTIN GRASS TONIGHT‼️

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

For whatever reason I ended up on “Narcissists TikTok”
......and now I’m 100.56% sure that I’m a narcissists, and I have a newly found appreciation for all of my close friends & family. 🥴😅

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

@MoCoxCattle Don’t worry friend, we’ll do all kinds of fun stuff without them next year!! 😉
Love you bunches! 😘

[McKenzie Allred @McKenzieAllred]

My parents, sister & her husband have box seat tickets to the NFR this weekend....and I’m staying at home with dogs. 💁🏼‍♀️✌🏼🥰
2020 literally makes no sense to me, and I F^c&ing hate it.
Please join me in prayer that their beer is flat and their food is burnt all weekend.

[Thomas Mooney @_NewSlang]

A lot of y’all’s parents let you open your Christmas gifts on Christmas Eve and it shows.

[ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ @JoshuaHedley]

If Halloween is over then explain why everything is so scary rn.