The Fake Fake Alaina

just a girl raised on Facebook, trying to leave that all behind and make it in the Twitter verse.

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@ShabanianAram Also that’s the IWW cat…maybe we should fax in some corrections? 😂

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@jenwhitedop @cassianelwes 1 woman on the Barbie camera crew across 2 units & 20 L600 members 🙃

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@BobtheGoon5 @IwriteOK They burned so much more than 75 mil- that was how much version 1 cost-the show that was well written, directed by a woman and beautifully shot for 8 months. They fired everyone and started over.

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@extra_sobriquet @t_NYC @hmsnofun We didn’t- but we have an electoral college system that allowed the most recent contract to be approved. It was popular voted down.

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The #Succesion finale was the high school Class President race movie I didn’t know I needed. #SuccesionHBO #SuccessionFinale

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@atrupar Someone’s gonna have to spank their bare bottoms!

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@Gawain_Shinkiro @fuckyouiquit It’s Texas- they’ll do $2.50 a person at best.

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“I understand you’re upset, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t eat: a Jewish guide to grieving” #fakebooktitles #booksthatdontexistbutmaybeshould #jewishtwitter #jewtwitter #youknowwhatimean #ihopeyouunderstandhowdifficultthistweetwas #notforgeopoliticalreasons #fortyping

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@adamconover - I know you did an ARE about utility monopolies at some point- is there anything we can do about SoCal Gas doubling the price this month? Or are we just going to have to pay up or freeze?

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@michelletandler @so_radhikal I am confused as to why someone would find any of those screen shots controversial.

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@StorySlug BUT, that also ends up playing into why he wouldn’t rely on or ask for outside help- whenever he’s done so in the past, he never got any.

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@StorySlug Something that has always irked me about the movie is how mean everyone is to Kevin at the start- he spends the first few scenes asking pretty much everyone around him for help because he’s 8 & had no idea how to pack for Europe & everyone just acts like he’s the absolute worst

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@chikenbbq69 @daveanthony This is an incredible way to describe a multifaceted dumpster fire, and I thank you for it.

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@tacobell ‘s #mexicanpizza walked so that the #crunchwrapsupreme could fly. You cannot convince me otherwise.

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@jonlovett tried the Mexican pizza for the first time tonight. While it wasn’t bad, it feels like it was the precursor to the Crunchwrap supreme. So there was no need to bring back the Mexican pizza, it was here the whole time, just in a different style. It’s final form. Agree?

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@janaunplgd @nbcsnl Real talk tho @janaunplgd - did you make these? How do I get a pair? #grimaceobsessed

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@mark_mcvideo @MJMcKean I’ve worked with him too & he is a delight all around!

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Just overheard one 20something ask another if they could name all the members of #Spinaltap - neither could remember #christopherguest or #nationaltreasure @MJMcKean - and I am deeply concerned. #turnitupto11

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The thing that made the least sense in #Prey was the bear scene- who leaves a steak dinner to run a marathon for 3 McNuggets? When someone might steal your steak dinner? Nah-that ain’t it (as I’ve been told the kids say).

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@mark_mcvideo I think the ratios of marriages that don’t end in divorce & those that actually commit to a lifetime of Judaism are roughly the same.

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I just realized, now, this moment, that weddings are just adult bar/bat mitzvahs. #mindblown #finallyfigureditout #grownupbarmitzvah