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@ThatKevinSmith just had a mid afternoon dream that you remade all of your films with Gary Sinise as the leads.. they were instantly beloved

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@TellEmSteveDave I'd like to point out that in Q's utopia his multiple sex partner was a guy and nobody busted on him for it

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@ThatKevinSmith I feel like the title says it all http://t.co/6FI3GM0I5p

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@danieltosh Ozzie Guillen on Trayvon "all that for a pack of skittles? Worth it" #ozziemisquotes

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@danieltosh: "Fidel Castro.. respect that beard" #ozziemisquotes

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@danieltosh I'll take that action, if they're your followers they gotta be more suicidal than you're giving 'em credit for

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@ThatKevinSmith http://t.co/aqBYsrX - the headline says it all..

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been a couple years, let's see if I can sum up an annoying customer in 140 characters - 'How many wings are there in a dozen?' - guess so

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i just had a dream that ryan reynolds was teaching me ab strengthening techniques, it's all about pilates!

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Taem talked twat with Tony Helk!

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Annoyance of the Day: Fat people wheezing from the extreme effort of walking 30 feet

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140 character maximum..? - that will never be enough to express my fecal fascinations! - twitter's already proving a disappointment..