Laura Dain

Eeeeeeeyyyyyyy welcome to the shit show!

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

@TheSimCommunity @ParalivesGame I’m super excited for the building and character customization! And the color wheel!! 🩵 I hope this game rekindles my love for life sims.

[Vast @VastGG]

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[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Joey. He’s scared of the fireworks, so his human put on some dog videos for him. 14/10 all better now

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

Second time’s the charm. There are 205 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/habP9XqbUs

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

I counted 202 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/habP9XqbUs

[Travon Free @Travon]

The moral of the story is, he lied to you for months and encouraged you to live wrecklessly during a pandemic, and when it got to him he received every top tier treatment and medication to ensure his survival while your friends and family died alone. Remember that on Nov 3rd.

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

@TJPayne3333

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

@scout_moseley1 My Stella Bella 💕

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

Discovered that Stella handles car rides better in the passenger seat, however she is just heavy enough to set off my seat belt beeper thing. 😂 Guess I’ll have to deal #spoiledpup

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

Study for my A&P exam orrrrrrrrrr bullshit on Twitter? Hmmmmm 🤔

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

My disabled mother decided that it would be a good idea to take my crachead dog outside....🤪 don’t think she’s gonna do that again

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

Anxiety over here making me think everyone is mad at me but I haven’t even talked to anyone 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

He be like “here’s 25 dollars cause I feel bad that you gonna burn in hell forever” 👀

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

I can’t even be mad cause actually left me a really good tip.

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

So serving update, had a guest basically tell me that I’m gonna go to hell and burn for ever and ever if I don’t build a relationship with Jesus. Jokes on him, I’m already there 🔥 #serverprobs #welcometoapplebees

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

When bae still plays call of duty with you even when you’re are absolutely hot garbage

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

Fuck people that try to tell you that you need to keep in contact with “family” when they have done nothing but brought chaos into your life.

[Laura Dain @McShortshitt]

I’m always like “Omg Dad have a fucking backbone!” And then here I am, a living and breathing doormat...