Jon

28 | washed up gamer

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Setting the out of office message on the work email before a nice long vacation >>>

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Just told someone I wanted a one bedroom apartment with laundry and a dishwasher for under $2300/mo and got hit with a "that will be hard to find" 😭

[Lee @leeartr]

Another spring in New York without a single 68 degree day, just straight from 45 to 80

[Jon @McSlapTV]

I dont think mcdonalds knows what "extra value" means

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Jon @McSlapTV]

That groundhog screwed us over big time this year

[Jon @McSlapTV]

The winter Olympics is great because everyone gets really into curling for a few weeks and then we all forget it exists for another 4 years

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Eagles losing in the wildcard round at home is the best thing that's happened so far this year.

[Jon @McSlapTV]

No one ever misses 55+ yard field goals against the giants

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Only 12 years until im 40 👴

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Giants always find a way to lose

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Everyone remember to say goodnight to the sun at 430 today

[Jon @McSlapTV]

I saw someone's house fully decorated for christmas yesterday. Halloween hasn't even happened yet and people are on Christmas

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey returned to 500K daily Spotify streams on Saturday, October 25th.

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Who gave JD and his associates all that power?

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Never related to something more than I relate to this

[Jon @McSlapTV]

A college student would never order a pizza and eat none of it. Fake news

[Salman @SalmanGreen]

How To Pack Pizza Like Pro..

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Sure we do

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit

[Jon @McSlapTV]

Lasagna is the cake of pasta