Look. If you send me 3-6 texts back to back at the same timeโฆ I ainโt reading them & I sure as hell ainโt answering ๐ leave my overstimulated ass alone!
Dear Lifetime TV channel,
All I wanted to do tonight was drink my Thurs wine & watch your Greyโs Anatomy marathonโฆ NOT UGLY CRY EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK BC YOU PLAY ST JUDE COMMERCIALS.
that is all.
Outside the press conference room I hear tons of children screaming. I look outside and this is what I see! Young fans are chanting โDEVO DEVO!โ Arkansas Razorbacks guard Devo Davis has been signing autographs for at least ten minutes now. #WPS@MrDevoBuckets โค๏ธ
My manager made rounds today to make sure that โeveryone was doing their jobs.โ Yeahโฆ I had my feet kicked up in a chair watching TikTokโs when he walked by my office. ๐