jack...

daily offender. crazy eastender.

[jack... @McSnack_]

People keep asking me “What are you on?” What am I on? I’m on an air mattress at the Econolodge. I’m on 3% battery with no service. I’m on 5 hours of sleep, eating Cracker Barrel for breakfast. What are YOU on?

[ILLEGAL BOOKS @CHERiCHERi69]

the living are obsessed with surrounding themselves w the dead

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[jack... @McSnack_]

@Thewastedyea Wow yeah who knows why they wouldn’t want to work with ur company 💀 😂

[jack... @McSnack_]

@John__Ferguson Dude look in the mirror you tweet 5 times a day bitching about struggling to cover ur rinky dink ass water bottle loads.

Your company’s google reviews are all carriers bitching how you screwed them on detention. Idk why your tweets are always in my feed but you are a clown 🤡!

[jack... @McSnack_]

@John__Ferguson @Niagara_Water pays that good???? I gotta get me some that!

[Moe Lord Kaito Kai Ni @Kaito_KaiNi]

Imagine hitting this in a Ford Raptor and hear it disassemble with the Lego sfx

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

teachers say we dont read enough wtf we be doing on our fone

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Disintegrated this dude just because

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

More like Humour Simpson. That guy's funny. Also more like Humour Griffin (Peter Griffin)

[jame @kloogans]

you can buy a gun on papa john’s secret menu

[jack... @McSnack_]

@HySpDcHiKnFeeD2 Damn. You really cracked the code here. You finally figured it out.

[jack... @McSnack_]

Made the finals with Boobie Gibson as the 2nd option.

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

LeBron James has had 29 players drafted by his teams since 2003.

The top 5 in games played as LeBron's teammate

1. Daniel Gibson - 249
2. Max Christie - 154
3. J.J. Hickson - 143
4. Dalton Knecht - 132
5. Bronny James - 69

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.

[jack... @McSnack_]

Did you know he was a spook who belonged to intelligence?

[Darrin E. Knowles @DarrinKnowles1]

Did you know J.D. Salinger — author of The Catcher in the Rye, one of the most influential novels in American history — was also a decorated WWII combat veteran?

He landed on Utah Beach on D-Day. He survived the Hürtgen Forest and the Battle of the Bulge. He was present for the liberation of a Nazi concentration camp.

He carried the first chapters of The Catcher in the Rye into combat.

His complete military personnel file was destroyed in the 1973 NPRC fire. What remains is a reconstruction.
Dozens of fields simply read: N/A.

17 million veterans. Same answer.

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you have $800 to spend on a chair i'm begging you to buy anything else besides a fake eames

[jack... @McSnack_]

@Jmarmstrong88 @supertrucker @maybedanielleee @SearchCarriers Josh I am very confused here. If you are such an expert on heavy haul brokerage why are you having issues with falling for midwit tier carrier scams? Looks like your load board is just shit anyone can bid on Fr8star/Veritread.

[jack... @McSnack_]

I’ve said this for years. You really wanna keep your town weird? Go to Kankakee IL. Go to Steubenville OH. Go to Blythe CA. See how weird it can get. Night of the living dead type environments.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

None of the cities that market themselves as weird are particularly all that weird. Like if you really want to have a weird time don’t go to Austin go to Lubbock. Go to Fort Stockton.

[jack... @McSnack_]

@johnkonrad @FreightAlley legitimately not sure if you’re actually this dumb or trying to sell something. in either case I wish you the best of luck!

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

ok my bad