Toph♏

Scorpio☀️ Libra🌕 Pisces⬆️ He/Him (always lending energy)

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Tweet like nobody’s reading.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

“ShutTheFuckUp”is a really popular dog name in my neighborhood.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

House music, but it’s creaking hardwood floors & demon growls.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Roses are red
Some beans are soy
Out of my way

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

MFS watch 3 episodes of Yellowstone, and then get all southern like.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

If the purge was legal I’d go around jaywalking, and collecting rain water.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Are we human, or are we dancer?

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Any video using the slightest touch of Ai should have to introduce and announce itself like Dracula, or that dude that said “The Empire” from limewire stolen songs.

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

The Bruins might be wishing there was a mercy rule right about now

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

I think flowers stay alive for as long as the love they were given for.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

My dad’s so silly, he left 35 years ago to go get milk and still hasn’t found it.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

What if I’m 3D printed??

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Can Two and a Half Men just be called Three guys now?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

OmG shoes 👟🥿👠👞🥾👢👡🩰⛸️🎿🛼🩴

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Damn, more like short story long.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Can we make up some new gods, cause I’m done with the old ones.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Can’t wait to move to Mars, and then pay bills there too!

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Waiting for Goku to save us all… he’s usually late.

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

She gone. #TikTok #tiktokban

[Toph♏ @McTopher90]

Whomsoever has my voodoo doll, please take it out of the microwave.