Tormis

Letting go more than a 4 year old singing a Frozen song

[Tormis @McTormis]

Kui ma tunnen, et ma tahaks endale suhu oksendada, siis ma tulen Twitterisse ja loen enda vanu tweete

[Tormis @McTormis]

7 thousand people on earth and I'm still single

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

dad: u check the oil in that car lately?

me: no

dad:

[billiam @BillRatchet]

bein an adult is tight u jus be getting heartburn and shit

[Tormis @McTormis]

@garyfromteenmom Flint, 13 years old

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Mhh. Isegi tinderis saan üle kurgi. Wat is life

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Miks Ariana Grande break up with your girlfriend lit on

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Pornstar = exposed entrepreneur

[billiam @BillRatchet]

ima name my first son bartholomew bitchtits

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Kui ma enda südame ja vereringe hädad korda saan then it's over for you bitches

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

FINALLY MET BRUCE WILLIS

[Tormis @McTormis]

Google maps: "Keera 500m pärast paremale!"
*pööran paremale 500m pärast*
Google maps: 😮😮😮 "Ma ei osanud arvestada sellega, et me paremale pöörame, oota ma kalkuleerin tee ümber."

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Procrastination is alot like masturbation, it's fine while your doing it, but in the end you're just fucking yourself

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Ughhh ma olen täna umbes liiter red bulli tarvitanud, ei soovita

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Su man crush monday mõõdab pikkust munadest

[billiam @BillRatchet]

After U jack off there’s a 5 second rule to say sorry to god

[Tormis @McTormis]

Kas mõni erakond mu bemmi teeb korda?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

date: im breaking up with you

me: is it because i still act like im 15

date: yes

me: *turns off my justin bieber singing toothbrush* sorry what