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[diddle @Mc_Tobs]

How it started vs How it’s going

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

How it started vs How it’s going

[dj ant @MalettaAnthony]

no college kids are learning right now... we are simply just submitting assignments

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Dr. Amber Thornton @dramberthornton]

How to avoid worsening mental health symptoms during social distancing:

A THREAD

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Miley Cyrus Media @mileysbae]

Tips to prevent Corona:

- u can cover mouth when coughing
- u can wash ur hands for 20 secs
- u can change ur hair
- u can change your clothes
- u can change your mind, that's just the way it goes
- u can say goodbye
- u can say hello
- but you'll always find your way back home

[ewop @EazeAli4]

It wasn’t no corona till y’all started balancing brooms in the house, y’all let the devil in

[𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐚𝐲 🍃 @remsremmurd]

classes are going online meaning my parking permit is competely useless meaning college has scammed me yet again

[emi | 18+ | mdni @headlikahole]

hi this puppy has one ear on top of his head and i think everybody needs to see it

[Alex Waller @alexnwaller]

at the nail salon & this sweet old man is dropping his wife off & goes “i’ll be back in 42 minutes” & the nail tech goes “if it’s 43 then another man is gonna pick her up!!”

this man says “i’ve been picking her up from her nail appointments for 63 years, i’m always on time” 🥺

[diddle @Mc_Tobs]

I feel like I could chuck a kiwi

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I could absolutely GUN an avocado

[diddle @Mc_Tobs]

@pulte Pls.. I am just a college student.. struggling

[diddle @Mc_Tobs]

@megan_rae2197 You’re sweet

[Brody Edwards @Brody_Edwards24]

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

[Leo Jakobson @LeoJakobsonCMC]

My boyfriend came to watch me present my research and at the end I asked for questions. He asked a super specific question that allowed me to reiterate the most interesting part of my research. He knew the answer. He wanted me to be able to highlight it again. What a man

[chris @chrisbunkbed]

I can't believe zootopia predicted the #HalftimeShow

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Presented without comment...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2019

[diddle @Mc_Tobs]

Sleeping with a weighted blanket is so nice until I have to try to get out of my bed and use my little noddle arms to lift the weight off of me bc I did not sign up for this workout

[Ms.NISHIA @MAMA_NISHIA]

My baby is such a great kid, smart, & very appreciative. He always makes me feel like the best mom in the world. I cried after this..greatest gift was giving him this feeling 😢😍🥰
Disclaimer: ignore my Barry White voice.. I’m sick 🤒