Zombie John McAfee

They say the only things certain are death and taxes. I’ve defied both. Senator for Missouri, bitches!

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[Zombie John McAfee @McafeeZombie]

This is the kind of shit that happens when you let one of them Demon-cRats have power! Now they’re trying to cover it all up! We’re being rounded up into gulags as we speak!!

[Zombie John McAfee @McafeeZombie]

@mockgov Missouri, Republican

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[Zombie John McAfee @McafeeZombie]

Let’s win this, Missouri! McAfee 2032: Truckin ‘n Fuckin!

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@RonThePauler has my complete endorsement, and I hope to work with him in the senate to remove as many taxes as possible!

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[Zombie John McAfee @McafeeZombie]

I’m back from the dead, bitches!

[Zombie John McAfee @McafeeZombie]

@mockgov @BurnerToad @cookie_noelle Missouri, Republican