Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs

just your average toothpick salesman

[Cappin Jacks @CappinJacks]

SDSU @GoJacksFB Defense "nothing special" according to YSU QB that scored 0 points against them.

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@pattybukebuke I know! Couldn’t believe it myself!

[Utah Football @Utah_Football]

BACK ✌️ BACK

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@kelsrae11 Too bad my co-worker @kelsrae11 feeling guilty and made me eat all that pizza cause she ate 6 pieces of pizza and 20 Italian fries #lit🔥🔥

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

Dr. Oz makes me want to jab myself in the eye with a freshly sharpened ice pick. I'd rather take advice from the ol'magic 8 ball! #quack

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@tsperry03 @Bearded_bernard @bmronn02 @Racing_Ricky4 I told merk not to mix those little blue pills in with his supplements..

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@tsperry03 @Bearded_bernard @bmronn02 little bastard stole my moves. I was just relaxin, sippin my 1st Capri sun of the day, now I see this!

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@bmronn02 @Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 ya it's swell...moms cooking bagel bites, saved by the bell is on, and no school today! #ballerstatus

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 @bmronn02 what can I say, I have a "gift" when it comes to flying Spider-Man kite! #drunkkiteflying

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@Bearded_bernard @bmronn02 @tsperry03 but I just get so nervous if I don't have a few red wine spritzers before I lay the mack down #nogame

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@tsperry03 @schuelkecorn @chriskassube1 God knows you need "aiming oil"

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@tsperry03 @schuelkecorn @chriskassube1 first time in over a decade I didn't draw tags...guess I'll chauffeur the old man around

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@tsperry03 @bmronn02 @Bearded_bernard @Racing_Ricky4 must be going to the Crocker/lily hills

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@bmronn02 @ProFootballTalk @Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 @Racing_Ricky4 we don't want to win any more games! @JManziel2 first round to vikes

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@bmronn02 @ProFootballTalk @Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 @Racing_Ricky4 better be wrong! #1draftpick #1-15

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@Bearded_bernard @bmronn02 @HayleySpitzer @tsperry03 http://t.co/Kii58j3Ed2.hard

[Tyler Sperry @tsperry03]

I work out

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 @schuelkecorn Canadian tuxedo! Celebrating Manitoba days!!

[Jordan 🇯🇴 Fliehs @Mcckrakken]

@schuelkecorn @Bearded_bernard @tsperry03 @bmronn02 forgot I met Tom Selleck last night!