eli

back at it again, this time with a vengeance. someone left the door open at jimmy johns

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[eli @MccloudElijah]

@oreosbelt38 Oh god we hate the same races right now

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[riley @willemhouse]

One year anniversary soon @MrsErikaKirk

[Pint 🔥 @PintLive]

I don’t know, I kinda prefer the metal gears solid…

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[xan (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

me nonchalant? baby i’d chew the gum straight out of your mouth and yk it

[. @A_Geechi]

Nggas really be waking up like “let’s stand by the store” smh

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Said retards, instead of regards on an email

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[もちもちもっちゃん @motimoti_seizin]

ミッキークラブハウス 全部声で再現
(英語Ver.)
BGM：me
fuckin' mickey：me
fuckin' narration：me
fuckin' outfield voice：me
fuckin' donald duck：me
fuckin' daisy：me
fuckin' dog：me

[🎃🔥SpookyShadow🔥🎃(BIRTHDAY MONTH) @FireShadow64]

"That's awesome, could you imagine Kingdom Hearts 4 showin up ahaha..."

@GamesCage_ @DeputyARUUU

[Jorge Constantini @itotweets_]

he just makes shit come true lmao @maximilian_

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

White people when a black person earns their education

[babybluegirl🗣️🏁 @melaniesbush]

noise cancelling thighs