Sophia Stanley

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Honey boo boo child #SheRatchet

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Niggas Be Suprised AF When They See Roaches When They Have Company Over.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

#WorstChatUpLines Baby is that a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You're ratchet

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka??

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

I hate when I let someone use my phone and they start going through my texts and pictures..

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded!

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Hoes don't deserve no love.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

Those people that lie too much that they start to believe their own lie smh

[Sophia Stanley @Mccurdyunk]

#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're a bitch.