chase mcdude

self proclaimed sjw, like field hockey, big mets fan, bdsm, rick n morty is for retarded liberals

[chase mcdude @McdudeChase]

if u are over 20 and watch rick and morty u need to stop doing ketamine bro

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@Skidmarks03 just take a bar

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if anyone i fucked has crabs its from me

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i accidentally took a cialis before my doctors appt /:

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

i smoke with my shoes off cuz that shit might be laced

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Sorry fam! just got out of rehab for mesacline :/

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ahh i love this time of year

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@john_tyler_read global cooling is now a threat

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i accidentally took a cialis before my doctors appt /:

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rather see people od’n or eating dirt

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@andieschroeter u need a sitz bath

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@anyaberghoef does this mean my grandmas on the spectrum?

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@andieschroeter tmi

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kids from my high school do the darndest things

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what’s goin on tonight marquette? (pic for attention)

[L @111enae]

someone tell me they find this as funny as I do bc omG

[Kevi 🍀 @KeviSkillz]

Her: "Are you a Boobs or Ass kinda guy?"

Me:

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procrastination is an art form

[ⓔ @inspectorerv]

“That’s not what they told Einstein when he made up E=FuckinMC Squared” @McdudeChase