St. Rémy

Data analyst. Non-conformist.
Lover of nature.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

I can never seem to understand or comprehend the economic prowess of Tinubu and his wife.

If we're being honest, Adams Smith is just a learner in the hands of the Tinubu's.

When Tinubu started coastal road with scarce funds, I thought he was a mad man.

Until I heard Remi Tinubu reveal the must viable business in Nigeria - frying akara and selling kuli kuli by the roadside.

And the coastal road is long enough to contain as many Nigerians as possible. One side for frying akara and the other side for kuli kuli sellers.

Business idea from the wife.
Market place by the husband.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Nigerians need to sit down and agree on a set of laws that applies to everyone.

Lastma should not be able to pass one way.

Police should not be able to break in without a warrant.

Military men should not be able to commit assault at will.

[Mosab Hassan Yousef @MosabHasanYOSEF]

There is no divinity but Allah… and my Islam is the only true one.”

This is the core psychological defect that drives the Muslim world.

Muhammad began by declaring that all other gods were false and that his God alone was true. He cancelled 360 gods in the Kaaba and replaced them with his own.

Today, two billion Muslims have taken that same mindset and applied it to Islam itself.
Every Muslim, every sect, and every group now says: “There is no divinity but Allah… and my understanding of Islam is the only authentic one.”

This is why when jihadis commit atrocities, other Muslims immediately say “This is not Islam”, not because they have an objective standard, but because it’s not their convenient version.

They first cancel all other beliefs, then they cancel each other.
They first kill Jews, Christians, and non-Muslims, then they turn and kill each other.

This 7th-century tribal ego is the real fuel behind today’s endless conflicts, from Israel and Palestine to Sunni-Shia wars, Arab-Persian hatred, and the Kurdish struggle.
This isn’t a bug.

This is Islam’s original code repeating itself.

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

End.

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

“And what is my fault in Kebbi ?
I stood up here in the Senate to tell Nigerians to assist us that bandits are killing us.

And suddenly, the governor thought, I was fighting him.

I have never fought to the governor.
I have nothing against him.

But my people that sent me here asked me to cry, and I cried.

And they appreciate it. 3 years since Tinubu’s government, 3 years.
2023, 2024, and 2025.

The budget has not been implemented.
He has never implement a budget.
How does a country run without a budget?

The selective financing of project, and we have borrowed and borrowed and borrowed.

Where is the money we are borrowing?

All the revenue generating agency in this country told us they have exceeded their target.

Where is the money going?”

Senator representing Kebbi state, voices out his frustration with Tinubu led administration.

[J. C. Okechukwu @jcokechukwu]

Nigerian “vigilantes” in 2026 when nation states are aspiring to go to the moon and build homes in Mars.

Weep for Nigeria wherever you are. It’s literally over - sad end to a very bad story.

[St. Rémy @Mcfurtherin]

@linadreaamy 205

[St. Rémy @Mcfurtherin]

@Nickisbackbaby 10/10

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Next week, I will be taking 3 students and 2 teachers to Rome, Italy, all expenses paid by me.

All visas have been issued and all arrangements have been sorted.

The students will represent Nigeria in the Maths and Science categories of the International STEM Olympiad.

They will compete alongside 154 other countries.

The students who won the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad and the teachers who supported them are going. Both the teachers and the students will experience growth together.

I will continue to push our bright minds to global stages.

In 10 years, I pray you will be alive to see the outcome of our investments in our children today.

[St. Rémy @Mcfurtherin]

@RawMindX @MikeBales Honoring Jesus as a prophet is like calling your wife a good house slave.
Jesus is more than a prophet and no matter the lip service you pay to it, as long as you see Him as just a prophet, U r dishonoring Him.

[KittyKat 😻 @superkathee]

On a serious note... how are we really coping?

Every day we tell ourselves, "It is well. God will provide. It is not my portion." But if we're honest, many of us are suffering.

Whether you have a job, run a business, or are still searching for one, the hardship is touching almost everyone. We smile, crack jokes, go to church, pray, and keep saying "it is well," but deep down our spirits are weary.

Time is passing us by. You blink, and another four or five years of your life are gone. After years of studying, graduating, and hoping for a better future, many people still have nothing tangible to show for their efforts.

Meanwhile, those in power and their families continue to live comfortably. They make policies that make life harder, then offer advice that feels disconnected from the realities ordinary Nigerians face.

What hurts me the most is that we keep allowing ourselves to be divided by tribe, religion, and political loyalty while the average Nigerian continues to struggle. Some people know the truth but refuse to speak because they benefit from the system. Those who do speak are often attacked instead of being heard.

Today, I won't pretend.

I'm tired.
I'm overwhelmed.
I'm heartbroken.

And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

We deserve better than this.

[J. C. Okechukwu @jcokechukwu]

Nigerias will catch terrorists a.k.a bandits, and the next thing they do is hand them over to police.

But when they catch a petty thief, rather than hand over to the police, they administer jungle justice and some cases kill the fellow - probably for stealing food items or some miserably low amount of money.

That’s how you know a people whose reverse brain engineering has been completed.

Weep for Nigeria.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Nigeria, man. There's no escaping the rot, insecurity and dysfunction, no matter how rich you get.

1. Buy an SUV because the roads are bad, and you become a prime target for kidnapping, extortion, and inflated prices

2. Live in an estate for quiet and security but the moment you drive out the gate, you're back in the same poverty, crime, chaos and insecurity everyone else suffers. Your safety exists only within the walls of your expensive prison

3. Spend millions on solar so you don't have to suffer generator noise but your neighbours still use generators. You stop hearing yours, not theirs.

4. Make money and the women will come but the women who come are poor. You work hard to escape poverty, only to give your money to women who are hoping to escape their own poverty by 'working' you

5. Buy Starlink to escape MTN and Airtel, and now the whole compound wants your password.

"But it's unlimited now?"

Decline and you're a bad neighbour

The tragedy of trying to buy your way out systemic dysfunction is that you never truly solve the underlying problem. You just spend money trying to insulate yourself from it, and in that process, create new problems for yourself.

But you interprete it as progress because you no longer have the exact same probems as the next Nigerian.
Because progress here is less about better roads, reliable power and security for all.

Progress here is more about owning an SUV while everyone else dodges potholes in their Camry, having steady power and uninterrupted airconditioning whilst everyone else sweats through the heat, and living behind the 'security' of estate gates while everyone else lives with insecurity.

It is that contrast that gives me fulfilment. It is what makes you stand out, and provides both of us something to brag about. So the benchmark is not whether the system works; It is whether I am better than others in a system that does not work.

And I say "I", because I, also find myself thinking that way sometimes.

I also want to brag about paying 8 million for rent, rather than demand afforable housing for all or protest against the fraud of agents and the greed of landlords.

Afterall, I am also a product of the system.

As a result, most of what I, and by extension, Nigerians broadly speaking, consider progress, is a maladaptation to systemic failure.

It is, to condense it, progress measured against dysfunction, rather than freedom from it.

And 'Maladaptation' because the actions we have adapted to help us cope with the dysfunction, ultimately does more harm than good.

So for example, rather than protest insecurity, bad roads or unreliable power, we maladapt by travelling by air, buying SUVs and installing solar.

We spend money to work around failing institutions while the institutions themselves continue to decay.

But the problem with our "I better pass my neighbour' cope is that it will eventually reach its limit. Because as the rot and decay deepens and spreads, even our workarounds will fail, our estates will no longer keep the criminals and the abokis that surround us out (Abuja residents beware), the kidnappers will come to our doorsteps, like they're doing in Ekpoma, and our roads will get so bad even our four-wheelers will no longer be able to handle them, leading to accidents that will land us in hospitals with no doctors and nurses because our best health workers have japa'd.

Checkmate

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

I'm just hearing of a new terror group in Kebbi state. They are called "Sai Mallam"

New terrorist group coming out of Northern Nigeria every other day. Northern Nigeria is the producer and exporter of Islamic terrorists group. The legacy of Usman Danfodio lives on.

[Ihunanya Chi ❤️ @Ihunanya_chi]

Have you noticed how the Quran also twisted the Last Supper? In Matthew 26:17–30

It strips away everything that makes the event powerful and meaningful, then replaces it with something completely different.

In the Quran, the disciples of Jesus (whose names are conveniently not mentioned, because neither Allah nor Muhammad seemed to know them) suddenly demand a table spread with food as a feast. They call it the ‘first and last sign’ from Jesus.

Compare that to the Bible: Jesus sits with His named disciples for what we now call the Lord’s Supper. He breaks bread, shares the cup, and institutes something deeply significant, His body broken and blood poured out for the forgiveness of sins. A moment that still echoes in churches worldwide today.

The Quran takes this sacred event, strips it of all meaning, twists the story, and retells it as an empty feast request.

Just another example of how the Quran copies, corrupts, and empties out the truth of the Gospel.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Ahab is building highway.
Jezebel is telling people to start selling akara and roasted corn by the roadside.

The most heartless satanic couple to ever lead Nigeria.

[St. Rémy @Mcfurtherin]

@superkathee That thing U want me to do to you exactly

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

At this point, just get your PVC.

I won't tell you to get your PVC and vote right, because some of you don't have sense and still think you're supporting the right candidate by voting Tinubu.

Just get your PVC and vote Peter Obi.

Otherwise, we'll keep having olodo uprisings in this society because the environment rewards ignorance and celebrates mediocrity.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

They can not Fund our smart children to go for international Maths Olympiads but they can sponsor Hajj mass marriages!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I've not seen it yet but I can bet my left testicle - someone somewhere is tweeting about Ycee's projected networth and how Peller is 20x richer than Ycee so Ycee is jealous.

I am sure.

A culturally bankrupt society whose source of validation comes from asslicking the wealthy.

No Ideological compass. No guiding principle. No strength. Just "I get money pass you".

A congregation of fools, from whence no progress is in sight.

You know why sane societies thrive out here? Because people don't fucking care what you have.

The concept of human dignity exists. Even the poor will stand tall in the face of the wealthy and battle opinion for opinion.

Phones are merely for calls. Cars are merely for transportation. Not status symbols.

Until the day you decentre ranking people and prioritising their opinions based on the depths of their pockets - you will always be bottom feeders.