Update: I found my wallet. Though I checked the pockets in my dirty laundry, I did NOT check the pockets of the pants I hung back up in the closet. This boy is thriving! #tayloru
You know what was great about Nostalgia night? The acts... obviously. You know what was slightly less great? Those ads! Shout out to the FOSO PAD Hotline! #tayloru#Gerig#FOSO
Tip from Senior to Freshman: Don't slam a full gallon of milk (lid closed) on a DC table. You'll find a spill that you really will cry about. #notthriving#mistakesweremade#tayloru
@jpcramer Gonna be honest, I'm pretty disappointed you didn't get in the Taylor Top Tweets last week. I guess it just shows that my tweets are better. #danielvscramer#teamdaniel#tayloru
Campus has been plagued with strange things. Every building I go to on campus, I find an upside-down phone. Euler? Upside-down phone! Library? Upside-down phone! Stu? Upside-down phone! We need to get to the bottom of this #tayloru