❌cKenzie Fannin

Trifler’s Need Not Apply

[❌cKenzie Fannin @MckenzieFannin]

A patient at work called me "the bedpan person." What a time to be alive

[10TV @10TV]

The University of Michigan's football program is under investigation for allegedly stealing signs, according to the Big Ten Conference. https://t.co/WUHqnJ8Hrx #10TV

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[#1 samir @samir]

you know what city never has an air quality problem? roku city

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

It’s just crazy because Jimmy Pesto would also do this

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

Yes

[❌cKenzie Fannin @MckenzieFannin]

Everyone- go tell @ChestnutRachel Happy Birthday

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

tell me why

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

we don’t need this bc it’s already been done

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

But what if I want more hours of daylight AND the extra hour of sleep

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY HOES!!🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯‍♀️ if you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💦👅

[Danya @dxxnya]

we did it girls

[Girls Gotta Eat Podcast @Girls_GottaEat]

When everyone’s posting about International Women’s Day but you’re like, isn’t that every day…?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

how to tell if a Midwesterner is fighting for their life 101:

“all good don’t worry about it” *there are plenty of worries*

"Livin' the dream!" *this is a desperate cry for help*

“hanging in there” they are literally hanging on by the smallest strand of thread in existence*

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Rihanna got everyone pregnant from that performance