mark mckerracher (the ol’ greenwich mean timer)

Actor/Singer: Jean Valjean - Broadway, WestEnd. Phantom - West End. Ol' Deuteronomy, West End. Now: (Holding...)

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Is this what the future of urinals is going to look like? Transported into space towards the sun… The Weiner Beamer!

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#McDonald’s Redhill, you left my Apple slices out of the bag! I thought to myself I’ll be good. I’ll have apple slices instead of fries and I got zero!!

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Oh the Irony of eating at Swiss Butter in London. You can get a replacement baked potato instead of fries but if you ask for butter there is none. Swiss Butter has no butter nor is it Swiss.

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3 month oath towards better overall health.

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@jk_rowling Two-spirit (also known as two spiritor occasionally twospirited)[a] is a contemporary pan-Indian umbrella term used by some Indigenous North Americans to describe Native people who fulfill a traditional third-gender (or other gender-variant) social role in their communities.

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I’m thinking a series of musicals, each one based on the back story of each of these #Batman villains. Joker, Penguin and Riddler. I’d like to play Alfred please. He is featured in all three shows, but no Batman.

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My daughter cracks me up. She was asking me why the cat doesn’t love her… so I was trying to explain to her about how cats are to cool to love us and you just have to act nonchalant. She says, “I can’t act nonchalant, I don’t know how. I can only act chalant!”

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I’m a little pumpkin short and stout, twigs for my hands a triangle for my snout! If you’d like some candy shout it out, “Trick or Treat” I’ll puke some out! (Sung too “I’m a Little Teapot”)

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The rain in Spain makes holidays a pain! Infraestructura húmeda vs. infraestructura únicamente seca.

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In England where it’s very wet these hardly work. In Spain it’s very dry they’re super absorbent.

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I don’t think this is suppose to be a river?

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Autism doesn’t make you selfish but it does preoccupy one’s thought processes to capacity at times. Sometimes you need to make an appointment for an audience or wait your turn? Patience is tantamount and Love always your leading line❣️

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The still of the sill will give me my fill!

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On the Peterborough train and noticed if you hit the play button you can watch Canary Wharf!

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This is what they call a #Fillet-o-Fish at #McDonald’s for £4.09. I took one bite. I’ve got to argue that it is more an Hors d’oeuvre than a meal!

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Trying to make a dish of food for a finicky teenager is like trying to please a 1%-er with their hotel room!

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4 1/2 million views of my photos as a Google Guide. Mind blown❣️