kinners

forever tweeting about my awkward life

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

And I will continue to be nice no matter how poorly I am treated

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

Hi Twitter

[Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee]

how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

Life tip: don't show cute guys pictures of you and your roommates when you're the DUFF bc allll they'll talk about is how attractive your roommates are😂

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

Thumbtack is hiring a Customer Support Specialist. I absolutely love this company. Click the link if you're interested, or reach out to me for more info! https://t.co/zM0JcvT4CG via @greenhouse - RT please

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

@tedderbear31 It's true...

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

SOMEONE STOP ME FROM BUYING MORE SHOES SOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

ONLY MY NEW BORN LADIES IMAGINE THIS:

It’s 15 years from now. You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors ... it’s the morning of your very first day. You say hi to your friends you ain’t, seen in awhile try and stay out of everybody’s way. It’s your freshman year an

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

I don't know what it's like to not be tired

[Shannon McKenzie @realslimshanny]

Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would

Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

I know i don’t ever really tweet anything about my personal life but...The Miley Cyrus breakout album ............ is one of my favorite albums.....ever?

[K (Skubal Trade Block) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

Just remembered that I left my kendama at my ex boyfriends house two years ago... do you think its too late to ask for it back?😂😂😂

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

My mom has been taking care of me while I'm recovering from surgery and I feel bad so I just bought her like a thousand mothers day presents lol

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

@r_kellls He asked to hang out... and he asked me after this was posted. A very rare occasion.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

Do guys still ask girls on dates or does that only happen in movies?

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

The train host asked what stop she was getting off on and came and sat by her right before her stop to hold the door and make sure she made it off of the train. HOW CUTE.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

and old woman on the train just asked one of the train hosts where the nearest door was because she had to use a cane to walk and this morning the doors started closing before she was able to get out at her stop.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

people can be so good.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

This "sketchy" guy was probably innocent and harmless, but it was nice knowing that the older man stayed by to make sure I was okay.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

So there's this older guy that I see on the train every single day. We've never said anything to each other, but we ride the same train and walk the same direction to work every day. He works in the building next to mine.

[kinners @Mckinli_23]

After he gave my phone back, I started walking towards work again. I looked over and realized that the older man from the train had stayed near and watched my interaction with the sketchy guy to make sure he didn't try anything and that I was okay.