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[LeMaire Lee @LeMaireLee]

Look what i found at the thrift store

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Seriously, if you're doing opiates for fun or to be cool stop right now. Those things are crap.

Had opiate brain for like five days and got the full download.

lol tho so many of my interactions with people in the early 2000's make so much more sense tho.

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

It doesn’t matter how “woke” the Bay Area is anytime get stupid comes on no part is louder than “BABY GET DUMB ACT LIKE A RET*RD”

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

Smile real wide so I can kiss those teeth

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday....You're slinging dick and giving out Yum Yums!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Cocksuckers......Its going to be a great day......

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

Glazed her chest?

[PAPA PINE @suicideLEOPARD]

yoo real quick what rhymes with depressed?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New episode out now. Go subscribe on Youtube before it’s moved to Twitter TV.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The original Instigator 🙏

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

I like to think I’m booby trap proof but if u get me drunk and show me puppies you could stick it in my ass and I won’t notice

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

I don’t get why people flex the verification QR code on their bottles, I have drank literal moonshine that was probably mixed together with a hillbilly toe and I loved it

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

No one wants to appreciate the fact that people who are actually good friends to their friends are sort of like therapist

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

I’m scared to own a gun because what if I black out and shoot myself in the head?

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

Spring breakers?? Ur just a 24 year old on vacation in March, shut the fuck up

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

The fact that I work in a seafood department makes this hit especially hard every Friday baby🫡🙂

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

Tree? More like fuck me!!! Right?? Might.. shooot myself in the face

[cłyde @Mctweeker]

Mark my words, I will have the sickest wizard costume for Halloween this year