MaMphondle

I spend my afternoons lawyering👩🏾‍⚖️

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

Today is the first day at work.
I can officially say I'm a candidate attorney.😁...

Lord.... I couldn't thank u enough.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@zamadontsa122 @AluRavhy No one said it’s Amahle’s fault but ngeke uwumama ulande intombazane uthi “I saw on tv….”.
She addressed this with the people she blames for it.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@MuloiwaThendo A functional SoE.
Not because of the salary alone, the exposure nje will be great.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@LawryKamzila Vusi and his drug addiction. MaNkwanyane nezimali?
A subject to an SIU investigation ihlezi nje- no one ever mentioned the case or calls from Nkosi again.

[Mara. 🇵🇸 🇿🇦 @KhanyaSimzz]

I was also this annoying “marriage before kids” person and I had to check myself real quick. Sure it could be the “ideal” situation but haisana there’s nothing wrong with having a child before marriage especially when you’re ready for one.

[Sibs Gwiliza @S_Gwiliza]

Eskom is a clear example of a SOE that was on the brink of collapse but managed to turn itself around. That turnaround was driven by political will and an executive leadership that had a clear objective and the determination to execute it.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@NkululekoMhlaba Bathi sihola itax yabo nje🫠.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@MuloiwaThendo @Mgcina_Xhamela Guys sizowatholaph ama bonus if we don’t report profits??😫😫

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

In the business of ukuncoma into enhle and @kznhealth , Madadeni Hospital is soooo clean, working infrastructure, wards are warm, nurses are friendly, iziguli ziclean- oh man, please keep up the good work. I was so impressed izolo.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@joymkhize_ My thoughts exactly and I don’t think he’s addressing her wasting their time cause she’s not having sex with him- it’s everything nje. She’s not tryna build a connection with the guy- get to know him.

[Jabulani Macdonald ⚡️ @Jabu_Macdonald]

I still think Nompumelelo is a horrible person. #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@llee_Mo Even the emotional intimacy- Mpumi wasn’t even trying to build a bond with the man she is paired with- so from that interpretation I get him. It’s not about the sex it’s her in general- Mpumi ngathi ubengazelanga la with the intention to find umnyen.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

being in a healthy relationship made me realize why people become private when they’ve found their person. not because they're hiding them, but because they finally found something that doesn’t need validation from everyone else

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

I honestly do not have a single bone in me for side hustles. I genuinely just need this one job to pay me better😭

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@sirhighbreed And she’s still Bonang Matheba without it.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

@babaMbatha_ Divorce is so dirty. You’d swear abantu abakaze bathandana or even share kids.
It’s scary actually.

[Umlingiswa osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Nina, mhla ngane master's degree ngeke nilale. Ngiyonivusa ningiculele.

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

Dolly died without the world ever seeing her man. My president til the very end. Thank you for your service queen.

[Tebello, your Sister in Law 👩🏽‍⚖️⚖️ @bellz_motshwane]

I hope we’re getting paid again on 1 Sept cos ain’t no way this is gonna make it 💔😭

[Sammy-Academic Consultant @sammykaranja123]

The literature review will make you go crazy. You read dozens of papers, connect different arguments, rewrite the same paragraph five times, and somehow still feel like you haven’t written enough. If you’re working on a master’s thesis, you know exactly what I mean.

[MaMphondle @McusiLele]

I just wanna be buried ekhay. Back in Newcastle- angfune Goli bandla.
The funeral?
No speeches.
Inkonzo bese ngyobekwa ngiphumule.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Do you have any rules for your funeral?