Megan May Mules

Texas A&M University Galveston • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[tia @cursedhive]

i just asked my nephew if he’s excited to see batman and he gave me the most incredulous look and said “i have never seen a a batman movie in my life. i like tom holland”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nope. Shut it the fuck down. NOW. https://t.co/0rwc1rG115

[нαιℓєιgн ૐ @m00nmamaa_]

I’m this old

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me

[b.b @benoobrown]

Surely there must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night?

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

“are you okay?”
no i want a green velvet couch

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

y’all

[Mr.Z05 @_TheZae]

If Abortion is illegal, ALL CONTRACEPTIVES should be free.

[Monique Coleman @gimmemotalk]

How it started How it’s going

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Hey everyone we know you only care when we talk about free food but our sustainability report is out and here are 5 things you need to know (a thread):

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

crazy to think that someone who is 5’2”is just 8 tall boys

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I’m...not mad at it? I feel like it’s pretty accurate LOL

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌sour cream🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

#SpiderManNoWayHome only in movie theaters this Christmas.