Chandler Sievewright

4% Neanderthal • Round Earth Schill • Pretentious Hipster • Barista •

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Friends/Family: “How’s married life?”
My married life:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me after watching 72 World Cup games in 17 days

[Aaron @aaronp613]

White smoke seen from Apple Park to signify a new CEO

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Waking up at 6 a.m. to go to work, knowing a third of my paycheck goes to people in the Epstein files

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

thanking God for not being born like this

[HIGH_BP @KKiwiblack]

@InternetH0F

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Dear customers who walk into my place of work, stop offering Reiki healing for my broken arm. Next person who offers this gets decaf

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it was a very funny moment in time watching NFT bros learn about screenshots

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

cryin

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Polish players checking to see if any of these Argentinians got blue eyes

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Imagine living in Ohio... 🤮

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Machine Gun Kelly at the AMAs.

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

It's that time of year again where everyone forgets manners, how to drive, how to park, and how to conduct themselves in public

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Oh no...

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

Ding dong the Boebert's gone the Boebert's gone #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

[Chandler Sievewright @MdrnNeanderthal]

@elonmusk You are the whole circus