Ben Stokes is 35. Why is anyone of that age still going to nightclubs?
Iโm 33 and the last club I went in was on a stag do years ago.
Why do so many early middle-age English cricketers behave like theyโre still teenagers?
I have to accept that modern games are not designed for me; they're designed for the lowest common denominator of normgoloid who is mentally incapable of playing a game that's older than 2006.