ToTheMax

ITS ALL ABOUT ME*. Account dedicated to the biggest, baddest G out there, Maxwell B, The Rainham G. #BLFCNUMBER6. *and others

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@barcalutonfc good thank you

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@Harold_G97 why

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@barcalutonfc @reecemunn_ chris is the best dad he gives me so much more than max ever did. mum screams louder when hes round too. he always leaves his handcuffs here but he is a policeman

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@maxbye__ @barcalutonfc @TomPrankard i knew this would make you jealous and you would reply. you mean everything to me but chris treats me the way ive always wanted. a good family man

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@barcalutonfc i predict that i hate my mum for sending my to boarding school because all i want to do is skateboard and support qpr just like max did when he was my age. ill put her in a home. she’ll see.

3-2 blfc win. ox, chris and goals

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@barcalutonfc my dad please

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@barcalutonfc i am feeling positive. max came round to my mums last night and was shouting ‘im on top. im in charge’ & ‘im coming in your box’ so he was clearly confident in another win tonight, and talking about attacking tactics. he will lead us to success again.

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@barcalutonfc this is me today ready for the game. this is my new hat that i bought from harry gearing for £2000 which is a good deal he said. harry is the best uncle in the world. people say I look like max but i cant see it. my mum always said my real dad was a milkman

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@barcalutonfc i would love to see max interviewed as his insight is so special and privilege to see. im so proud he is my dad

if not because max is humble and wouldnt want to take all the credit for the results he has produced i would like to see bogan cakir number 7 interviewed please

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@barcalutonfc i sing songs for max like ‘max i will always love you’ to tune of whintney houston. i then go home

max sometimes comes round and when we win he says things like ‘give it to me’ and ‘you like getting my balls getting drilled’ in my mums room. he cares so much about tactics

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@barcalutonfc this is when i get signatures from all the stars. hg, preece and ox are my favourites. preece is my height (5ft1) and very friendly so i like chatting to him. he told me my mum is a cougar so he must think she’s very quick, so he is very kind.

then i watch the game

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@barcalutonfc @Harold_G97 you are maxs cousin. what was it like growing up with him. did you know he was destined for greatness at a young age. did he do the grunts that he does in when he is going to sleep in my mums bedroom when he was younger. do you think he loves me.

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happy fathers day @maxbye__ ❤️

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max my dad has turned it around at blfc

we will go 5th on wednesday with a win i cant believe it. his passion, his intelligence, his tactics have led to us being in the top 25 teams at maidstone power league.

i love you dad i will always be your biggest fan

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@reecemunn_ didnt ask

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@barcalutonfc maxycakes
you just don't know, know
how i, i
i love you so so
and i just want you to know
that i think our love will grow
we’ll take it step by step
because i could be your step son

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@barcalutonfc can you ask him why there were handcuffs and a whip on his and my mums bed please. if he is in trouble with the authorities its not his fault i know hed never do anything wrong.