Martin

[🐾 @pawcide]

I WILL argue with a bad bitch. You wrong as shit beautiful.

[YogiBucc$ @The0nly_yogi]

You give a female a hoodie, she be wearing it 3 niggas later 😂

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

She’s so hot I want to add her as a beneficiary to my 401k

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Making the wife hit the oil rig so I can pursue my gaming career >>>

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[paige @BonerWizard]

you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America

[Montyrico Fellini 😈 @FishingnWeed]

Getting full off of BBQ is the worst type of fullness a person can experience.

[BIG VILLAIN 🥀 @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[Sule' @SuleBSF]

some of ya’ll niggas used to wear toms, we didn’t forget

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[moti @m0t11___]

bitch you ain’t woke, you just tik tok brainwashed 🤣

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

😭

[pineapple fanta @occult_sandwich]

Homeless man just shouted at me “I’m going to steal all of your skills and delete them”. I’m so scared, like how do you even counter this

[cedes. @c3desm]

okay

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now