Finnley McQuin

Hullo, My Name is Finn.
I Spend my days thinking about life and the mysterys it brings, as well as scrounging for cheeses.

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

Not feeling so tough now, eh swans??
#NewRegime #SwanSong

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Been hearing a lot of fat shaming recently.
I made my choice.
#BigIsBeautiful #CheeseLife

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Tier 3 best not get in the way of my government mandated walk.
#YouTellEmBorris

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Saw Air Bud 6 in town today. Wouldn't even sign my autograph book.
Fucking sell out.
#NothingWithoutYourFans

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Turns out clifford the big red dog was just a cartoon played by a human actor.
Another good doggo role given away.
#BigRedLies #WhiteWashingHollywood

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

Hey wanna see something cool?

Okay Google, Bark bark bark!

Google: "Now playing who let the dogs out on Spotify."

#TheFutureIsNow #ShakeIt

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

Been fantasising about my tea all day, gonna make me a roast dinner.

Gonna have some taters.
Gonna have some Yorkshires.
Gonna have some gravy.
#MeatToo

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More like , Pokémon let's go for a walk.
#HilariousDoggo
#ForSeriousThough
#Walk

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Was taken for a deLousing yesterday and lost a good friend in the process.
Rest in peace Stan Flea.
#TooPureForThisWorld
#FinnDoesCameosNow

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

If you had a neighbour that owned a swan you would think he is crazy.
"Stay away from him at number 12, He has a bloody swan for a pet!"
But its fine when the queen has thousands.
One rule for the rich and one rule for the poor.
#CrazySwanLady

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Boat Doggos may seem cute and a bit if harmless fun. But they are performing vital reconnaissance for the dark times ahead.
#MeltingIcecaps
#FloorSpill
#DogsReclaimTheSea

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Just took my pottermore sorting quiz. Proud Hufflepuff here.
Quite obvious really.
Hufflepuffs are great Finnders.

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

I only know two kinds of people, those who can touch my steak and those who can't.
Many a finger lost by those who misjudged their place in the world.
#fingerlickingood

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Join me in hall H this weekend, Dropping the first trailer for my new movie.

Finntastic Beasts is releasing this fall.

[Finnley McQuin @MeIsFinnDog]

Feeling a bit nostalgic today.... Remember when I had a stick....Those ....Were... The.... Days.
#SoYoung #SoPure #Stick

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Some say that ice cream will kill Doggos, well if that true I don't want to live!
#NotMyScience #FakeNews?

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@TheCrushanator @dog_feelings Needs to stay out of my garden.

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@TheCrushanator @dog_feelings I can relate. Am dog. Has feelings.

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While excited for isle of Doggos. Why is it stop motion. Some perfectly good Doggo actors out there.
#WhiteWashing #DogsOFHollywoof

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Just went to order my ticket for isle of Doggos next year.No dogs allowed!Fucking bullshit.
Get me my high Viz and a blind guy!
#PopcornDogs