imPerfect

not even zero ...

#आपका_कोई_नहीं

[imPerfect @MeIsYourApp]

मुझसे गुनाह वहां हुए हैं
जहां खता की भी कोई गुंजाइश न थी

مُجھسے گناہ وہاں ہوئے ہیں
جہاں غلطی کی کوئ گنجائش نہ تھی ۔

I committed blunders there
Where no mistakes were expected ...

#बज़्म #शायरांश #हिंदी_शब्द

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Looking forward to meeting with Prime Minister @NarendraModi in India!

[neerukutts @neerukutts]

crying in my room

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am whatever the opposite of an escape artist is

[रजनीश कुमार 18.3K+100% FB @Rajnesh_3840]

किसी को जानकारी हो तो सांझा करें 🙏🙏🙏

[Sushrut KM @SushrutKM]

I'm a 23yo with ₹1.5 lakh+ monthly income. Yet:

- I don't own any 'Apple'
- I don't live on my own
- I don't have a bike/car

Why?

Responsibilities of an Indian son who:
- Retired his parents
- Pays all the bills
- Plans for his family's future

I want to glamourize this.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A Maulvi was standing outside a bar preaching to people not to drink alcohol because it is haram.

Abdul said, "Maulvi Sahib have you ever tasted whiskey?"

Maulvi said, "No"

Abdul said, "Try drinking once.

At first, the Maulvi kept refusing, then said, "Okay, I will drink on one condition, you bring whiskey in a teacup. I don't want people to see me drinking alcohol."

Abdul agreed, went to the bar, and told the bartender, "Please give me whiskey in a teacup."

The bartender was not surprised and asked, "Why, has the Moulvi come outside again?"

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

No wonder female imams were banned.

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

Received this msg from a friend - "#Sengol is the Article 1 that the liberals have so desperately tried to bury, that which connects India to Bharat".

[akelainsaan @akelainsaan9]

A Bollywood party thrown by Hritik's grandpa. We know how sanskari Bollywood was in 60s-70s. Imagine what they must be doing now. Bollywood is filled with perverts like these. @GemsOfBollywood

[imPerfect @MeIsYourApp]

Kesi ho @Anugrahitaa

[Delhi Se Hoon BC @delhichatter]

कौन से मंत्र पढ़े थे इस कलुए ने 😡🤭🥺😂😸

[Punam Tyagi @PoonamT36316752]

हिंदू नववर्ष और चैत्र नवरात्रि की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं 👏

[Benjamin Chiklu @abirchiklu]

Suhana be like typical twitter girls, Jab face kaam naa aaye to body dikhaye 🤣

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

Adult Life - where your big Friday night plans are getting drunk while cleaning the house in your pjs

[#अक्षय Dn 3 🚩ᏢᏒᎾuᎠ hᎥᏁᎠu 🇮🇳 @daniakshay_45]

खुद को मजबूत नहीं बनाया तो आपकी हालत भी यूक्रेन जैसी होगी। अंदर से बाहर तक देश के दुश्मन, टुकड़े टुकड़े गैंग, कट्टर जिहादी, अर्बन नक्सली, तथाकथित सेक्युलर गिरोह देश को बर्बाद कर रहे हैं। सनातन धर्म को मजबूत कीजिए। एकता बनाए रखिए। आप के पास सिर्फ एक देश है, भारत।🇮🇳

[Emma Flinders @FlindersEmma]

Which will force me out the bath first?
My phone being on 15%, the waters getting cold or the fact I forgot to switch the light on so its getting dark.

[Rajat Shukla @RajatSh62528333]

सभी सनातनियों को #हिंदू_नववर्ष की बधाई एवं शुभकामनाएं!!
🏹🚩जय श्री राम🚩🙏
#हिंदू_नव_वर्ष_की_हार्दिक_शुभकामनाएं

[#अक्षय Dn 3 🚩ᏢᏒᎾuᎠ hᎥᏁᎠu 🇮🇳 @daniakshay_45]

स्कूल चले हम......😜 https://t.co/9LfOP4PXo2