Jonathan Carroll

me Jonathan. you awesome. (they ARE synonyms). I'm 2 degrees away from Kevin Bacon. I love mud between my toes. I'm a poet, & I didn't chop suey. Amor Vive!

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

If you're not in love with the way she eats, you're not in love. #FallingInLove #BeingInLove

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

yup, THERE YA GO, your random #retweet for the night. Now lemmee go drink myself silly for revealing my lame-ass feed.

[Bill Wilson @BiIIWilson]

The capitalist manufacturers of liquor use the mass media to brainwash millions into mindless intoxication.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

The 12th tweet after THIS #tweet gets retweeted NO MATTER WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!! #RetweetMe

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@sisterinchrist_ @jesussatisfies (2/2) forgiveness if they continue to sin. (did i just tweet that twice? it's a bad habit, i confess).

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@sisterinchrist_ @jesussatisfies forgiveness if they continue to sin.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@sisterinchrist_ @jesussatisfies (1/2) It's a contradiction: "forgiveness" means healing, "sin" means sickness. One really hasn't asked for

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

My "i'm speaking in tongs" with holding tongs at a buffet table joke never gets old.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@hushthehate You don't forget because you have to keep forgiving. That's what it means to love your enemies.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@hopeinhearts You don't even have to wait to get to heaven: a couple years from now you'll look back & see God was closest to you then.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@hopeinhearts ur mom looks like the most precious woman on earth! My brother is brain cancer survivor, it's tough but brings everyone closer

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

Every time i'm in a crowded room w/ strangers i want to yell, "ANYBODY ELSE IN HERE JEWISH?!" (actually i've done that a few times).

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@astrangedream i love that.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

(2/2) can carry a large wooden cross around town then i most certainly can do that. #JesusWouldDoWhatMostChristiansWouldnt

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

(1/2) If there's another #TerroristAttack, i intend to proactively protect #Muslims. I'll even wear a t-shirt that says "I'm a Muslim". If i

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@godcaresforme That's #OrthodoxChristianity in a nutshell.

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

(2/2) loud & clear, speaking to you through your immediate environment & circumstances, except you choose to call it "coincedence".

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

(1/2) "The secrets of the #KingdomOfGod are in parables, so that seeing they may not see & hearing they may not understand". God's voice is

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@aemiliajacobus yes, & i identify with Father Ralph. Is that bad?

[Jonathan Carroll @MeLoveYouMuch]

@princessforgod "i love you, but don't want to talk to you & i don't trust you". How would YOU feel about that person's "love"?