मी मराठी

मी मराठी

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

उसूलों पे जहाँ आँच आये टकराना ज़रूरी है...
जो ज़िन्दा हों तो फिर ज़िन्दा नज़र आना ज़रूरी है....

#दसरामेळावा #adityathackeray

[Uday Bhanu Chib @UdayBhanuIYC]

छात्र दिन-रात मेहनत करते हैं, ट्यूशन पढ़ते हैं, रातों तक जागकर तैयारी करते हैं ताकि अपनी मेहनत के दम पर अच्छे अंक और नौकरी पा सकें.. लेकिन जब पेपर लीक हो जाता है, तो मेहनत हार जाती है और पैसे व भ्रष्टाचार जीत जाते हैं!

यही अन्याय बदलने के लिए #ChhatronKiGoonj की लड़ाई जारी है✊
📍भुवनेश्वर, ओडिशा

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

Foreign parliaments don't vote in Indian elections.

Indians care more about prices, jobs and incomes than the number of standing ovations abroad.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@Mrsinha If 2+6 = diplomacy and 1+7 = friendship, then by that logic 1+1 should've solved unemployment too. 😭

At this rate, foreign policy will soon depend on Sudoku instead of strategy.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@PTI_News Mark my word, from next time they will mute this video's too.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

If 2+6 = diplomacy and 1+7 = friendship, then by that logic 1+1 should've solved unemployment too. 😭

At this rate, foreign policy will soon depend on Sudoku instead of strategy.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

What an embarrassment for we Indian's.

Jhahil, gawar, anpad...

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

Atmanirbhar Bharat se shuru hua, ab Atmanirbhar Loot start Hui hai...

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

ज्या दिवशी खुर्ची गेली, तर तुला कुत्रा पण विचारणार नाही.

कुत्र्या सारखी हालत होहिल.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

सरकार म्हणजे महाराष्ट्र नाही आणि मुख्यमंत्री म्हणजे महाराष्ट्र तर अजिबात नाही.

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

There are NO potholes in Mumbai. It should be called craters.

@mybmc

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

People in other countries are starting to think that Indians are idiots for electing Modi as PM…..thrice. 😑🤢🤮

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

4×2+0 = 8

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@SurrbhiM At this rate, Cabinet meetings will begin with, "What's everyone's lucky number today?" 🤣

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

#Anpad #Jhahil #ChautiFail

Desh ka naam pora kharab kar diya 😧

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@Mrsinha Breaking:

A politician went abroad.
Intelligence agencies stunned.

WhatsApp University launches a full-scale investigation. 🤣

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

To tell such stupid things in front of many people and media...

Kya isliye tax payer ka paise barbaad kar raha hai????

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

Today,

Khikhikhi
Sapna sapna
Great Harassment

Is replaced by Numerology.....

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

Breaking:

India's new foreign policy doctrine.

If the digits match, the friendship is strategic. 😂

2+6=8
1+7=8

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@citizen_kau This wasn't a diplomatic speech. It was an audition for a numerology YouTube channel. 😂

[मी मराठी @MeMarathi_No1]

@zoo_bear At this rate, even my OTP is about to become a strategic partnership. 😭