Me Me Me

Gossip, gays and gorgeous things

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@francesbarber13 My god, you're a monumental cunt. Choose your battles. I love how you're hating on among the most oppressed people in society (mmm, so clever!) and still posit yourself as the victim. Talk about the wrong side of history. Oh, and morals. Horrific woman. Sorry, 'woman'.

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

Especially white and wet. 😍

[Jake @JakeTM1]

In praise of the Speedo. They get our vote... https://t.co/SM6kcWyNGn

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@JustinWelby Big religion making their stand against helping the poor and homeless again. Jesus would slap you himself.

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

#gmb 3 out of 4 in the pay of #DailyMail, ITV’s idea of balance.

[Jake @JakeTM1]

We are back at the exclusive Club at The Ivy tonight from 6pm. Join us for drinks in gorgeous surroundings in the company of some of the friendliest and most eligible gay men in London. Tickets here https://t.co/RpVfwMZSzz

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@MayorofLondon Thanks for cutting the 134, the only route into town from Muswell Hill since time immemorial. No Tube and now no bus. Nice one! And I’m a Labour voter.

[Jake @JakeTM1]

There are still tickets left for Tuesday 19th March's performance of Undetectable at Kings Head Theatre. A post-chem sex drama, we must warn that there is full frontal male nudity. And we will have an exclusive meet 'n' greet with the cast afterwards. https://t.co/n3xd8afqOQ

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@AskLloydsBank “By your side?” After spending literally tens of thousands with them, the first time we ask for help - risk free for them! - they gallop in the other direction.

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@sewingbee Wish it was @joelycett going home. He’s ruining this.

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@susannareid100 So you’re a journalist, are you?

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

#lorraine ask Richard Branson about his role in trying to privatise the #nhs

[Jake @JakeTM1]

Not one, not two but three parties, all with drinks attached, all at glamorous locations! Oh yes, we have now added The Ned to our Pride Pary VIP Weekend. And if you buy a ticket for Saturday in Soho, it comes free! With a drink! We're paying you to party! https://t.co/T6molusPTs

[Me Me Me @MeMeMeTV]

@simonjhgage @curryspcworld Apparently because it’s integrated they can’t do it. I’m now looking into getting a separate plumber to come as I need it put in today.

[Jake @JakeTM1]

Don't forget big gay drinks at the beautiful and exclusive Club at The Ivy tonight and remember it's bring-a-friend-for-free to make up for last month's blackout cancellation... And if you didn't get a refund, your name is on the list... https://t.co/T6uB9LZReS

[Jake @JakeTM1]

“It felt like magic, pure and simple.’ The sign off to Time Out’s 5* review of where we will be tonight. Join us! https://t.co/Ylscfczrm2

[Jake @JakeTM1]

In our mission to bring you the best new venues in all of London, we have come across Bar III in Spitalfields, five stars in Time Out no less. Join us for all-gay drinks this Wednesday from 6.30pm. https://t.co/Ylscfczrm2

[Jake @JakeTM1]

What are you doing this Sunday evening? How about nice cocktails in gorgeous surroundings with interesting gay men? https://t.co/QYGf5KI4YD

[Jake @JakeTM1]

See you at the exclusive @theclubattheivy from 6pm for smart drinks and even smarter gays. https://t.co/D59gnl2I4r

[Jake @JakeTM1]

What are you doing this Sunday evening? How about nice cocktails in gorgeous surroundings with interesting gay men? You did say you were going to get out and meet more people this year. Sunday at The Ivy with Jake https://t.co/D59gnl2I4r

[Jake @JakeTM1]

We have episodes from the brand new series of @WillAndGrace to share @TheMayFairHotel tomorrow! And it's free. Tickets - as you can imagine - are flying out of the door! https://t.co/pDcZiD83g2