edgar allen no

add a bio to your profile twitter commedian

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

I just plugged my phone in the car with my dad and it went over the radio “imma put cocaine in yo ass” and now we’re sitting in silence

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

#NewProfilePic

[Dane Wurmlinger @DaneNC9]

Yet another crash involving a train in our viewing area.

Here's what we know right now: https://t.co/LayciyTMaf

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

@VividSeats @Lydia_Noell

[Vivid Seats @VividSeats]

DAY 11 of 11 🥳

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[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

Queen Elizabeth II died and I literally found out from a meme. What the fuck

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

Cole Sprouse is a Pixar mom

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

Today has been fueled by energy drinks, protein shakes, popcorn, nicotine, and pure hate

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

elon musk really bought twitter for $45 billion when i got that shіt for free on the app store

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

I would like to report a crime? Yes, my mom was talking about the stuff going on with Johnny Depp, and referred to him as Cap’n Jack Black.

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

Well.. I got drunk and bought heelys lastnight. Honestly I’m not disappointed

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

Do you ever wake up from a nap and feel like Joe Biden?

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

#NewProfilePic

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

lol what a time to be alive

[Gaap @Gaaped]

me when I realize im the one who didn't text back

[edgar allen no @MeNameIsAspen]

@TweetlessCooper At least