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@MeNow_Chester Jealous & Obsessed that the sixers secured JB & LBJ

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Breaking: the Sixers have signed LeChina to a 2 year deal. He is the leading scorer in the history of the sport (Fug!)

Reported first by Me Now Sports™️

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Me Now sports have heard that the injury is quite serious… it’s looking like a several month absence. Prayers up for this Chinese cunt

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Munetaka Murakami left the game grabbing his hamstring

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Breaking: sources have indicated that Lil Tjay was the gunman behind the shooting of offset, who is reportedly “fine”

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Riterary ricking my rips

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Look now 👀

It’s the More Turkey More Happy Touchdown Parlay

-Jahmyracle ATTD (-190)
-Rashee Rice ATTD (-125)
-Lamar Jagson ATTD (+235)

+820

Also take them straight for extra enjoyment

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Gentlemen, let’s all get so tossed today, Fug! 😩🤝

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She might decide to say no to MeNow but say yes to MeLater, let’s go!

Her as is all natty like Florida Gator let’s go!

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@SwiftPenguin0 @jasrifootball When I’m off the wockhart and take a tumble in the crib 😵

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Bumping the Me Now Sports anthem so loud it’s shaking my car

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I think David Chao is Chinese spy

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@MeNow_Chester @grok We have secret insider sources (that grok doesn’t know) so maybe this robot is not the best person to ask 😂 Chester what are we doing here Junior

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Ladies and gentlemen once again a reminder that Me Now Sports is ALWAYS first baby

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BREAKING: Rafael “fatty” Devers has now requested a trade, per sources. MeNow Sports first on the scene (as always)

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I keep forgetting today is Sunday thinking it’s Saturday … fuck I’m so tossed

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Licking my lips thinking about ch*ster’s b*g

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@SwiftPenguin0 I will give them your regards

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Me Now Sports entertainment wishes all of our followers a happy Thanksgiving and we are pleased to share we have a special treat for you today 🤝

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Give me the de’vice please. The toy will strike the end zone (please)

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Look now

It’s the More Turkey More Happy Touchdown Parlay

-Amon Ra St Jimmy ATTD
-Rico Dowdle ATTD
-De’vice Achane ATTD

+780

Also take them straight for extra enjoyment

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The main course is none other than Rico the bunny 🐰 he will access the delights greatly (please)