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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If I had a daughter, I fear she would socially be behind because I’m sorry, but she would not be having lashes and XL acrylics in the sixth grade

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

This is seriously the biggest downgrade I've ever seen.

[Q @fymitsq]

@nojumper Them adlibs said “momma!” for a reason. Give that lady that money and move out the way 👋🏽

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period

[goddessky @goddessky__]

forever thinking about this look.

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

“You got kids?” Do I look like a man’s bm fuck nigga wtf

[Rare @stfuayen]

Don’t let it have a little slush to it. omg

[oluwatise @maintishe]

her ring has her parents birth stones and his parents birth stones with an empty space for their first child engraved inside, he’s so intentional!!!

[Emani @inlovewithemani]

People been celebrating Juneteenth for YEARS without a red, white and blue flag.

[Terrance 🦅 @spiketeejoint]

Lost my airpods and said fuck it and bought an $8 pair from FiveBelow for the gym. Tell me why these mf KNOCKING. We really out here paying hella for “names”.

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

hate when kids got they daddy face and not they momma’s

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

they look like a bratz live action cast

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

The fact that these are like 22 years apart

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I would forever retweet a black family till it’s my turn.

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[TYN❥ @talizo07]

My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month.

He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles.

He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot.

After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition.

Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck.

Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour.

I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours.

My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me.

He didn't have a raincoat.

He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water.

It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in.

When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering.

I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars.

He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away.

He said,

"Sir, you don't pay family.

Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight."

I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small.

I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails,

completely missing the size of his heart.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

I know he was messy.

[everything is okay @okayyyy37]

the #Euphoria final scene with rue and fez was actually filmed in 2019 💔

[🐝 @beha_hun]

The first person ever executed for treason in the “United States” was put to death for freeing enslaved people. Let that sink in.