Me Or My Other Mimimi

Single, stubenrein & auch sonst ganz umgänglich. Mein Platz im Himmel:

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

So long, America🫡🇺🇸

49 days ago we landed in the USA to follow our country at the World Cup. We had no idea it would turn into the trip of a lifetime.

Thank you to everyone who followed along, and to all the people we met who made this journey even more special. We honestly don’t have the words to express how grateful we are for everything you did for us.

This trip exceeded every expectation we had. We came here with an open mind, wanting to experience as much of the country as possible. I still remember telling my friends on the flight to Atlanta that I hoped we’d get to meet a few locals on this trip. Now we’re flying home with friends all across the USA.

Before we came, we heard so many stereotypes and warnings about America. People told us about safety concerns, that they might check our social media at the border, and all kinds of other things. None of it matched our experience. This was probably the most welcoming country we’ve ever visited.

So if you have the chance to travel, do it. The world isn’t nearly as bad as the media often makes it seem. 99% of people are awesome!

I heard this quote somewhere during the World Cup, and I think it sums up our experience perfectly:

“If you want to hate the world, watch the news. If you want to love it, travel it.”

Thank you, America ❤️🇺🇸

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@EineKatzewieIch Auf der Heidi gibt's koa Sünd (https://t.co/tVrQovdtxU).

Sorry, geht schon wieder.

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@MaximalesD ❤️. Hausarzt: Extra Besprechungstermin der Ergebnisse aus MRT vereinbart.
"Worum geht es denn heute?" "Besprechung der MRT-Ergebnisse."
"Gibt es da Informationen?"
"Sollten vorliegen."
*Sucht*
Liest mir Arztbrief aus MRT vor.
"Aha. Und woher kommen nun meine Beschwerden?"
Arzt 🤷

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@dieMeckerziege ❤️

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@Bunny_ngl Well, there was a holding IT and a local IT. Local IT and even my boss warned about the test mails, making them utter useless. They claimed, that they would do the same with real phishing mails (yeah, sure).

After holding IT internally informed local IT to NOT warn, 55% clicked

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you

[Дань @whoDoYouSudo]

Ахаха, весной одна компания запустила эксперимент: дала ИИ-моделям вести свои радиостанции.
Участвуют Claude Opus 4.7, GPT-5.5, Gemini 3.1 Pro и Grok 4.3. Они отвечают за абсолютно все, включая шоу, музыку и заработок, и вещают 24/7 уже много недель.

Итоги:

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@Nell781 Aramäische Hochzeit: 780 Gäste, Alkohol in Flaschen von der Palette auf dem Hubwagen, jeder das gleiche Gericht - und längste Polonaise, die ich je erlebt habe...

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@brockpierson burp!

(Sorry, but very human!)

[sandro @sandroaufdie1]

Ich brauche ne Krankschreibung bis Ende Merz

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@dev_maims I would, I guess, but I need an investor for additional hardware development/market research...

[eli @Elitiker]

Hitzetipp:
- T-Shirt ausziehen
- eine halbe Stunde im Kühlfach lassen
- T-Shirt wieder anziehen
- nicht im Lidl

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@JayneshKasliwal I might be available. Where & when?

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@LynnVia7 @FreddyLA7

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@skgulch @FreddyLA7 Aus historischer Sicht unbedingt. Wenn einen das nicht so interessiert, kann man die Gegend um das Constitution Center getrost ignorieren... 😁

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@VwgurlChrissy @FreddyLA7 Well, if this brings you peace: Wolfsburg itself is a very small town with mostly non-impressive buildings from the 1980ies.

VW park is massive and more or less an impressive collection of independent buildings with brand showrooms (and VW asks for an entrance fee 😂).

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@ohhanxiety We gave the US @FreddyLA7 & friends

[Katy  @Maroup_]

My guy asked a girl in a library;

"Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes,

the girl walked quietly to my guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

My guy responded with a loud voice: "$200
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@stagerbn Die Wikipedia-Redakteur:innen haben Zweifel...

[Me Or My Other Mimimi @MeOrMyOtherMe]

@36malisa Nie! Ich schwöre!